A mage’s magical power and abilities are determined by tattoos that are only visible to other mages. You have not encountered another mage for years, but today someone compliments you on your ink.

It’s been a hot minute since i baked my weird bread 🦀

Crabohydrates…

@ao3riley

one of my grandparents’ kittens taking a nap inside a toy truck

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                *＊✿❀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴢᴇɴᴏ! ❀✿＊*

Give the princesses what they want.

Interview cat

This is a Finnish harness racer and a harness racing coach Matias Salo being interviewed for sport news.

Finnish translation:

Matias: …We’ve been here with the horses…

(Cat jumps in his lap)

The interviewer: I see you’ve gotten some cats here as well. Um… (laughs)

(Cat keeps purring and headputting)

The interviewer: It’s okay, we can continue.

(The video cuts off, the cat has been removed)

The interviewer: What is it based on? Wouldn’t it be nicer to do well—-

(The cat returns and  jumps in the interviewer’s lap and climbs up to her face)

The interviewer: —- when its warmer and there’s more light and—

Matias: Sure, it would be. Of course, summer is nice. In the winter the longer trips for harness racing competitions are over, and we race somewhere closer to home. (chuckles)

(The cat is distracting both of them)

The interviewer: Yes… Yeah… (laughs)

(Everyone laughs)

The interviewer, laughing at the camera: I can’t say anything! The purring is so loud! Matias, tell me; do I have something on my shoulder?

Matias, laughing: No. Absolutely nothing.

x

Babe wake up new chocolate man video dropped

it’s the fucking chocolate man again!!!!!

amaury guichon is a chocolate sorcerer I accept this but is he a fucking architect too? did he study design or carpentry or some shit? man’s either got an impressive wheelhouse of technical skills or a lot of help

Boop!

in all seriousness it’s very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it’s irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

Japanese-American taiko drumming brings a lot of the rhythms of jazz into the traditional Japanese art, so Benny Goodman + taiko is actually not that big of a stretch.

Still, this is pretty dang cool!

I’ve never seen fusion taiko before; that was amazing. And the fact that they were drumming and also dancing 40s Charleston at the same time was incredible.

x

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

fucking chocolate guy!!

MA! THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY IS AT IT AGAIN

Baby fox with a broken leg gets rescued and visits the vet for his cast.

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Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

so if his sheikah slate abilities are in his hand now....

“hello, I’m calling about your mastercycles extended warranty”