IT'S ZELDA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Don’t worry about Tim, Kate was actually really helpful, and just slightly traumatizing 😌

this goes to the anon with the big brain. 

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

the Greek pantheon has to share one braincell

IM WHEEZING!

HOLY SHIT

He couldn’t even keep it together for Thanos, I love him.

Texts from Shakespeare plays characters ^_^ (from SparkNotes’ SparkLife)

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

Think of it this way...

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

The asshole you just can’t hate

The hot foreign guy

The athlete

The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

“And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death.”

i’m already crying laughing

i’m offended that you left out the next panel

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

Thinking on it, Loki should really have just dropped the whole Asgard thing and moved to Greece to hang with the Olympians

Like, Loki’s worst bits of mischief, up to and including murder, is just Zeus’ casual Tuesday. Plus everyone is always busy either fucking with someone if not actually fucking them. There’s a god of drinking and theatre (professional artful lying, holy shit). Also a god of chilling in the woods and banging nymphs and/or lonely shepherds (ideal). Two love/beauty/lust deities (doubly ideal, good on Mama Aphrodite and Son Eros, great family tradition). No prophesy of an apocalyptic showdown to look forward to–or any kind of narrative to bind the gods, period (Fuck Yes). The local mortals are all nerds in togas or oiled up muscle men (c:). Balmy weather, access to spices (C:).

Honestly, it’d just be

Zeus: What convinces you, god from the north, that you have a place here among my family? Among the gods of sky and sea and earth, the gods who are all the power and inspiration of the world? What right have you, foreign trickster, to the gates of Olympus?

Loki: Oh, is this the job interview? Damn, and here I am without my power suit. Let me change real quick

Loki, naked: So my work history is,

Zeus, naked: Hera, have someone clear out the guest room

I can’t believe over 200 people want Loki to bang Mount Olympus

Have fun storming the castle!  - Miracle Max