There Is Blue Ice In My Soul

in the vampire lestat book, lestat cries 67 times, weeps 31 times, tears up 27 times and is hysterical 3 times.

so did i. he's not special

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

Piping plover chick

I didn't even see the URLs and just accepted this as a normal interaction on this website

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

You're the strangest person in the Port Mafia. Not as strange as you.

Clouds at sunrise.

Finally, a worthy competitor to this site's hate mail game.

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some people just don't understand that (in my head) in my head i do everything right (when you call) when you call i forgive and not fight (because ours) are the moments i play in the dark we were wild and fluorescent come home to my heart