please tell me I'm right

gerard sending distorted screams to the rest of the band like “how does this one sound?” and mikey sends this 👍

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

Look I did the thing

i think it's very pointed that the four fascists up front are depicted as these withering, disgusting, sick and rotting bastards in their palace. i also have another theory that i got peer reviewed by some friends.

these are the four albums. let me elaborate.

BULLETS: dressed not like a european fascist, definitely not italian. the outfit invokes a presidential figure, dick cheney specifically comes to mind. very bush era, cocky, laughing, all american bastard.

REVENGE: ah, the dictator. the figure whose entire image rests on nostalgia for good times that never were. the red cape, the silver belt buckle, the face of the whole operation. but why would the dictator be revenge in a video continuing the story of the black parade? well, the same reason they dressed like this at when we were young fest 2022 night 1. fascism, as an ideology, is rooted in nostalgia.

THE BLACK PARADE: the old general. the one with all the medals weighing him down, now a sad husk of the man he used to be. the hero turned into a desk cop. he sits slumped, tired, apathetic to the performance in front of him.

DANGER DAYS: the spiritual leader, the oracle, the sick one. he's dressed nothing like anyone else. he doesn't look like he should even be there. he's gripping himself like the woman in front of him exists to sentence him to death, or like he knows something bad is coming and is powerless to stop it regardless of his rank. the attempts to hide his fear and his illness are fruitless. The End Is Nigh.

and then there was her.

we know nothing about her other than she opens her mouth and screeching, static noise comes out. i guess we will just have to wait and hear whatever song this was a teaser for to learn more. but what is crystal clear is that she scares the shit out of the fascists.

MCR RESURRECTED *vine boom* RYAN ROSS RESURRECTED *vine boom*

weirdest Taskmaster lineup to date...

Actually hold up wait what if all of the past tour outfits are relevant to the lore, that would actually be so funny. I need to know how the cat, clown, and cheerleader could possibly fit into this lmao

Which could mean nothing

(Puts on my tinfoil hat)

If I had a nickel for every time an emo band used a Doberman in their revival promotions, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

I am completely normal about American rock band My Chemical Romance.

I am completely normal about American rock band My Chemical Romance.

I am completely normal about American rock band My Chemical Romance.