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I'm gonna tell you a story k like my villain origin story and it's gonna be bad but you're gonna forgive me because I was 6y.o. anyways

• I was at the beach for my dad's volleyball tournament thing and there was a seagull that kept circling me
• I didn't even have food k like mans was tryna tatakae and i was like oh so it gon be like that??? aight come thru
• and this is where it gets bad -
• ur girl grabs the nearest rock, and it was chomky k
• i launch it at the the bird mid air, idek how because i have shit hand eye coordination but it hits it square in the fuckin head and
• it starts falling towards the ground and then my guilt conscience starts kicking in like oh no what have i done i've killed him im a murderer at six panicc
• anyways the bird hits the ground and lies there for a hot minute but it got back up and regained balance
• flew away kinda zigzaggy but yk
• a safe happy ending for all