LAVELLAN LOVE

“Welcome to the Storm Coast, Inquisitor.”

Solas:

What will you do with the power of the well once Corypheus is dead?

Inquisitor:

I’m not arrogant enough to think it’s my decision alone. Whatever happens, we’ll do it together. […] I trust my friends.

Solas:

I know that mistake well enough to carve the angles of her face from memory.

Me:

but like, consider:

zevran getting awful headaches for months and ignoring them because the warden has the taint and it’s spreading farther and farther and zevran is so hyperfocused on helping them and getting a cure and reading everything he can find for months on end on the Calling to maybe find a way to stop this terrible thing and keep the love of his life around a little longer, but it’s getting harder and harder to do the research he needs because he just gets knocked out after a few hours and muscling through it is getting harder and harder

and one day the warden finds out, and is just disgusted beyond belief

and immediately drags him down to the Antivan dwarven quarter to a tiny little shop with a tiny old dwarf craftsman 

and gets Zevran his first pair of bifocals.

#‘my dear this is very thoughtful but i am HARDLY going to-’#‘put them on.’#‘honestly mi amor i am not so old that- oh. oh this is different.’#then it will be like that old drarry fic when zevran figures out he can balance his glasses on his nose and give the warden the Look#the Look is indispensable#the Look is everything he’s ever wanted (gatheringbones)

#and then #AND THEN#after he gets the glasses #he can finally #pick locks #after all this time that was the solution

Josephine detoxes

how embarrassing : ^)

Hahahahahahahaha!

xD

meanwhile hawke is laughing her ass off cause she didn’t think that would actually work

I literally made my husband put his glasses back on so he could appreciate the glory of this.

Holy shit Ria would totally do this.

CONFESSION:

I feel like I’m the only one who loves Solas. I have education background in religion and I love that the DA series actually plays with religious elements. He is the trickster God who realized that the  Gods were enslaving it’s creation and the devouring gods who were destroying creation were the real evil and locked them away so that they could not influence creation and he’s seen as a traitor and a bad guy for it. I haven’t played trespasser yet but I’m looking forward to it.

You’re not the only one.

*Gives cyran9 a sidelong glance, then looks back at anon*

“Follow me.”

*leads anon through secret tunnel and presses a nondescript depression beneath a chair. A portal appears in the wall that was blank and smooth moments before*

“Welcome to Solavellan fandom”

*is waiting at the entrance to the Solavellan fandom*

“Greetings. I do believe you’ll fit in quite nicely in this trash can. We call it ‘Solavellan Hell’”

*begins to give tour*

“Many people call us apologists and a plague upon the Dragon Age Fandom due to our undying love for Solas, but we are actually some of the nicest people you’ll meet.”

*hands box of tissues*

“Here, you’ll need these. Trust me. Also, if you have any questions or if you just want to talk about any and all things Solas, we are here for you.”

*Solavellans collectively stare warmly at the newcomer, who becomes uncomfortable and attempts to leave through the door they came in.*

“Oh, we forgot to mention… Once you’re in Solavellan Hell, you can never EVER leave.”

Had my first Dragon Age dream last night. It was very cinematic and strange and also sort of lovely?

It was essentially Trespasser, and I had romanced Solas (but as myself? Not the inquisitor?), but instead of the Exalted Council, it was a college reunion, and this annoying girl who was in the year below me kept following me around and bugging me (“he’s an elf- you’re a human!!!”) when I was trying to find Solas. After much wandering around the campus, I finally found him and we had a lovely reunion inside a crumbling academic building (brain, were you trying for symbolism?) and then there was some sort of masked ball (ugh, Orlesians) and I had to sing but was sad because I had lost my hand, and then I went to Disneyland and was still looking for him.

Posting this on the blog since enough of my Solas friends were amused by it :) ( @lavellanlove it’s your fault

I am a bad influence @musicalheart168, and I’m not at all sorry. 

Cullen on the battlefield: MEN! MARCH ON! WE’LL SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO FACE THE FORCE OF THE INQUISITION! RAISE YOUR SWORDS HIGH AND YOUR SHIELDS HIGHER FOR WE WILL KILL THESE DEMONS AND CLAIM VICTORY IN THIS BATTLE! MAY ANDRASTE GUIDE US ALL. Cullen talking to the inquisitor: haha hey…. so……. you.. you like.. stuff? stuff is my favourite… thing … [leans on desk] so.. [slips and falls] FUCKwait no let me start again shit makers breath [glass bottles start falling everywhere] please wait-

This is the best thing I’ve done all day.

So slayerofkillabee made a Solas base for people to freely abuse. So I made some.

Solas as Flemeth eating a hotdog is what I want to be for Halloween

SOLAS AS DOBBY.

Imagine if: 

Solas gave the Elves the power balance they needed to rule the world again..  but he had to go into Uthenera once more since he has used up too much energy…… He will rest easyhowever, knowing that even should she hate him, at least Lavellan will be safe & immortal. Her spirit will flourish in the new world he’s re-created. 

Only when he wakes a thousand years from then,  he soon discovers that the elves of his time, the ones Fenharel had specifically chosen to lead, were quick to turn the lowly Dalish & others into pitiless slaves, just as the Evanuris & co had done in his time. 

The more things change, 

the more they stayed the same. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Homeboy’s got dirty elf feet too, but you don’t see him waving them in people’s faces, do ya? Lethallan pls.

I love adoribull because together they have one whole shirt

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