i love college
lavab0y reblogged
filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
What.
theothersideofthefarside
Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show
kibosh-josh-mahgosh
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
why does he have so many buttons undone
phonesignal
do you wanna hangout later “yeah i mean that’s fine”
them: tell us about your gender!!!
me: would you like an avocado?
them: yes, but your gender?
me: is running away at full speed
interviewer: iggy freestyle for us a bit
iggy:
iggy:
iggy: Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
interviewer: yo iggy drop us a freestyle
iggy: *sweats*
iggy: 1800-588-2300 EMPIRE today
don't say "jesus fucking christ". that's jesuscest. read a fucking bible you nasties
talking to ur crush like