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@laurits-is-loki

Engaging in responsible reptile and parasitic husbandry since 2020
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slygirlboy

*wakes up* aughh i dont wanna get up out of bed yet ):

mike from breaking bad, stepping out of my closet: here's what yer gunna do. Yer gunna get up. Yer gunna make coffee, 2 spoons of sugar, a pour of milk. Yer gunna take it downstairs and scroll online fer an hour to wake up. Next, this is important, yer gonna shower. Then, yer gonna head to work. You got it?

me: yes mike, thank you mike

*he dematerializes*

#THANK YOU MIKE this is the motivation i needed
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Just doing maintenance and circulating some posts again because WE 😤 HAVE 😤 NO 😤 NEWS 😤 and I'm too busy and worn out to make any new fan stuff right now 🥲

#mine#ragnet
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laurits-is-loki

Hi my name is Laurits Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long raven black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a norse deity, and I live in a town named Edda in Norway where I'm in the senior year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Edda. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

#self reblog
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I'm a fervent Laurits/Oscar truther but I then start to think about Heimdall and Loki and what happened to them during Ragnarök and I just kinda go a little weak on the knees ngl

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laurits-is-loki

Oh hello! Still afraid in case you were wondering :)

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