who the fuck taught her that word

[inspiration]

Raidian Arknights, apparently.

pinned down

"I'm a very fortunate soul, Kal'tsit. Every time I leave, I do so with my dearest friend by my side..."

Comm for @/sighoflethe! ♡

Pocky Day

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Here it is! Hopefully the first of more fics in the AK reader style. This was done mainly as a test. Please enjoy!

Arknights EP - Echoism

Echoes that reflect the past, hope that flows on for the dawn. Thoughts and whispers pure and true, days beyond the veil bygone. Hold her hand, now, feel her warmth. It's there. It's real...

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Airing out

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what the fuck is happening in arknights

Do you want an explanation? Because I can give you an explanation.

give me your worst explanation

Rhombuses are real and an existential threat, and also our oldest and most powerful ex-wife

Also hell is being harrowed, England is getting fucking savaged, a pink man in high heels has seized the origin of suffering, and poly lesbians are waging an intense battle against one man's 5d sibcon fetish.

This is the tip of the iceberg of what is happening in Arknights right now

some old and recent kal'tsits and theresas

Theresa, watching her nearest and dearest come to terms with her sudden and brutal loss, only to find her—just as suddenly—brought back in an imperfect form that reopens those old wounds and taunts them with something almost right;

Theresa, watching her nearest and dearest go through their grief all over again and accept that this is not Theresa as-she-was, she won't be coming back, and saying their final goodbyes before she disappears forever:

"You know what would be really funny?"

#Not to hijack this post but Civilight Eterna has noticeably bigger boobs than the real Theresa#Did she really have to give her digital clone a boob job. Was that on her list of afterlife priorities

Bigger boobs AND bigger horns, let's not underestimate Her Highness's vision for the future

literally everything is a competition and ines always wins u cant beat her

steaming horse

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Vigil/Penance does make me insane from his pov because he was the Don of a crime family that had her, a judge, in their pocket

But she clearly never saw it that way because she was never afraid to tell them to fuck off

but I’m also fairly sure she’s at least ten years older than him

And he isn’t a Don anymore

and they’re both trying to make a new world without the crime families because they always respected each other and they know they can be good partners and leaders of the city together

and he’s 80% sure she sees him like her little brother or worse, like a son

and she probably looks at him and wishes he were his dad and sometimes he wishes that too

They go out for lunch together often enough that their favorite restaurant CANONICALLY has rules in place that when the two of them disagree, the wait staff must always defer to the judge’s taste

Thank god my brain decided to hyperfixate on Penance/Vigil today. Just vibing at work kicking my feet and giggling about the beanpole grumpy cat wolf and the stern older judge with a fat ass riding him like they didn’t spend years at odds competing to get Bellone’s affection and approval (but if you ever suggested they wanted his attention they would kill you on the spot)

“Penance doesn’t have a fat ass you’re delusional”

CORRECT but here is what you’re missing:

The Rhodes Island effect

EVERY new recruit goes through it. It’s almost a game now to veterans. “Can’t wait to see what this newbie actually looks like.”

Generally? WAY HOTTER.

Hear me out.

Terra is a harsh world full of danger and deprivation. Take any given person, put them on a big boat filled with relative safety, where they don’t have to worry about getting sick or being killed by the mob, where their only job is to do chores, work out, and eat as much food as they want. When people are no longer in survival mode, or starvation mode, and they finally unclench long enough to say “well maybe I’ll have dessert…. And a snack…” and they let the soft animal of their body need what it needs and therapy and sleep and medicine.

Penance ships out with Rhodes Island for six months and comes back with a FAT 👏 ASS 👏 and Vigil seriously considers fucking shooting himself in a fit of lust