LMAO I def appreciate you sending an ask for a series I like even though you don’t know it!
So both of these are huge no’s from me.
Alucard: I do not have any of the niche traits of being a) a Hellsing b) incredibly violent c) very dedicated to perseverance— I am a quitter! — that he would require to like give a damn about anyone. And I don’t really appreciate being mauled to death. So yeah that’s not working out there.
Also we wouldn’t have anything to talk about. He’d sit there monologuing to me about how he is a monster who only exists to cause suffering, to snap bones and rend flesh at his Master’s behest. And I’d be like “Cool story bro… so next time I get my hair done, should I go pink again or stick with purple?” Like, it just would not be a good time.
Anderson: So… the completely untenable ultraviolence aside, he’s a fanatical Catholic priest. I am a non practicing Muslim. Political conversations would get awkward very quickly.
And I can’t imagine we’d have like literally anything in common? Being in each other’s presence would be a slog.
