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Rowan: I swear, sometimes I think the whole world is against me.

Sage: I don’t know. Sometimes it feels like, maybe, it’s kind of because you’re a little...uh...

Rowan: Mistreated?

Sage: A little...

Rowan: Cheated out of things I deserve?

Sage: Eh—

Rowan: Unjustifiably shunned?

Sage: I was kind of going more for a weeping sore of annoyance.

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Glitch: So, explain something to me.

Puck: Sure.

Glitch: You are this hella old, hella powerful Faery.

Puck: Yep.

Glitch: And as a hella old, hella powerful Faery, you decided that the best way to spend your time and energy was just spontaneously pranking humans and fey alike, just because.

Puck: Yup.

Glitch: Cool, cool, I respect that. So, here’s my question...WHY?

Puck: Because as a hella old, hella powerful Faery, I have an undisclosed amount of hellish and ungodly power at my disposal, and they expect me to unleash the aforementioned ungodly powers in explosions of jealous fury to smite my enemies and conquer kingdoms because that’s what’s expected of someone my age. So I don’t.

Glitch: ...So, basically, you do it just to screw with society’s expectations of you?

Puck: Yup.

Glitch: ...Well that’s disappointingly predictable.

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“I’d let you grasp me any day. My hand, my heart, even my neck.”

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Puck

(Either to Meghan or Ash at some point. Or both. Probably both.)

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Rowan: You are outnumbered 10 to 1. You will perish at my hands and the kingdom will be mine!

Sage: You know what? That's fair. I quit.

Rowan: ...What?

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Puck: Would it kill you to smile?

Ash: Maybe.

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Ash: All you care about is destruction!

Rowan: And all you care about, you destroy.

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Rowan: Don’t ask why but I need you to punch me in the face.

Ash: Punch you?

Rowan: Yes, punch me in the face! Didn’t you hear me?

Ash: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking but it’s usually subtext.

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Oberon: I know you snuck out last night, Robin.

Puck: [thinking] Play dumb!

Puck: Who’s Robin?

Puck: [thinking] Not that dumb!

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Puck: Can you tuck me in?

Ash: Wha- You just handed me a shovel?

Puck: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

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Puck be like:

Me, my Fandoms, my Trash and so many Regrets

Another Puck meme. Inspired by THIS.

Me, my Fandoms, my Trash and so many Regrets

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Puck: Ash called me pretty today.

Puck: Actually the whole thing was "you're pretty annoying" but I'm only focusing on the positive part.

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Later that day Puck proceeded to fall down the stairs. And when a worried Meghan appeared in the doorway she overheard him say "Huh, I got down those stairs really quick."

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Ash: Hey, you're awake. Do you remember anything?

Meghan: I remember getting hurt...and the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Glitch: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Meghan: Then what was that siren?

Ash: That was Goodfellow.

Puck: I was not that loud.

Glitch: Cars pulled over, man.

Puck: I WAS WORRIED.

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Lol imagine Glitch driving while listening to music with Ash sitting next to him staring blankly into the distance, and a high-pitch screaming Puck and an unconscious Meghan in the backseat. I’ve been blessed.

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