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I’m not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent. I’m talking about him. Just him. And doing it because… Because he took me away from you.
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Thanks for thinking of me. I’m happy to help, Bruce. Honoured, even. That’ll be $150,000.
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I’m not talking about killing Penguin or Scarecrow or Dent. I’m talking about killing him, just him. And doing it because… because he took me away from you.
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Jason, a nerd: Fuck off, nerd!
Tim, a nerd: Fuck you! You’re more a nerd than I will ever be!
Dick: Shut up! You’re both nerds!
Jason, a nerd: It’s none of your business, you thot!
Dick, THE THOT: *gasps*
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Jason: I’m a simple person, all I want are just food, clean water, a shelter with a roof on it-
Dick: *nodding affectionately*
Jason: -AND THE HEAD OF THE FUCKING JOKER.
Dick: NOO!!
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Dick: you did something wrong
Jason: not wrong. Illegal. There’s a difference
au in which dick adopts a scruffy garbage puppy and dresses said scruffy garbage puppy up as a robin. this goes only slightly better than anyone was expecting.
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the kids bought it for him
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Jaydick canon
Dick: we do NOT call each other petnames!!
Tim: oh really? What do bees make?
Dick: …Honey?
Jay: *from the other room* Yeah, Sweetcheeks?
Tim: you cant lie to me richard
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dick grayson: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
jason todd: A hobby.
dick grayson:
jason todd: …that I do not engage in.
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ok, but Tim’s shirt is giving me life tho
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Roy Harper: Name a way to be nice to people.
Jason Todd: Not murdering them.
Roy : Setting the bar really low, but I’ll allow it.
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In front of the BPD
Dick, comes out and sees Jason in a luxury sedan: Wow, fancy! When did you buy this beauty?
Jason: I stole it.
Dick: WHAT? WHY??
Jason, shrugs: I needed a car and it’s right there.
Dick: What do you mean- wait, where did you- who did you steal it from?
Jason: From the old man, duh. Who’s the most show-off guy in Gotham?
Dick, relieved: So, you BORROWED Bruce’s car.
Jason, with a straight face: No. I stole it.
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Jason: Hey, since Dick cut me off sex I took the money that I would’ve spent on a romantic dinner for two and bought me a crap ton of bottle rockets. Take that, Grayson!
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Jason, to Tim and Conner: Which of you is the top and which is the bottom?
Dick, scoldingly: Jason!
Jason: Pardon me, I mean which of you sleep on the couch after having a fight?
Tim: Conner sometimes sleeps in midair even when we’re not having a fight.
Conner, nodding: I sleepfloat.