The sun’s treasure. Not much good to you now, is it?
You were God of the sun, of luck, of craft, art, of everything valuable to civilization. The shining one, they called you. You saved your people from their old enemy. Lamfada, they called you. Long-hand. For your skill with your spear. You had fight in you when they needed to fight. Because of you, they survived.
Your puppy’s gone. He’s Wednesday’s now.
Sweeney trying to help Laura (ง •̀_•́)ง
She’s not on my list, and nor are you.
She doesn’t want to be dead. I don’t want her to be dead.
The sun coin’s journey from Mad Sweeney to Laura Moon (and all over again).
“You’re in the fairy tale now, aren’t ya?”
THIS IS ALL I WILL BE SCREAMING ABOUT FOR AWHILE.
SAME OVER HERE OMG I JUST FLAILED SO HARD!
American Gods → 1.07 A Prayer For Mad Sweeney
Okay, you’re a little tall for a leprechaun. That’s a stereotype. And represents a very narrow view of the world.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! 💚🍀
Mad Sweeney + (Irish) Tropes
☘️🍺💚 ☘️🍺💚 Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️🍺💚 ☘️🍺💚
If your man had any doubts about whether his wife was dead or not, that ended them.
#they……should bang in the back of the taxi #they should furiously bang in the back of the taxi while laura taunts sweeney about how shadow fucks #(how shadow would fuck him) #and sweeney taunts her about how she tastes like formaldehyde and turned meat #(“god you’re an asshole.” “well I’m not a god—and I’m in your asshole now dead wife.”) #salim-not-salim desperately wishes he had thought to bring earplugs because he can’t turn the radio up any louder #he’s been scanning between channels of static for the last hundred miles but deafening static is better than listening to them #afterwards laura yanks her jeans back up over her hips and calls him a necrophiliac; sweeney just laughs #at the next gas station laura crawls back into the front seat and salim-not-salim looks at her wordlessly #and she—looks away. (not quite in guilt but. as close as laura moon ever gets.)#they listen to the static on the radio and keep driving. #anYWAY congratulations to me I finally found a feeling about american gods #unfortunately for all of you it is about the Road Trip From Hell (But Not Actual Hell Because No One In This Car is a Christian Piss Off)#oh whoops nsfw tags ( @notbecauseofvictories)