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Let this be the hour when we draw swords together

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An, May 25, Canadian.
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Today used to be a hard day for me. But over the years I let go and decided to focus my love and energy on the people that are still in my life.

So on this day, I say it’s okay to distance yourself from toxic people, it’s okay for you to focus on your mental health instead of allowing toxic people to hurt you just because of external pressure saying filial relations are more important than anything—more important than your well being. It’s up to you if you want to cut toxic people out of your life, it’s also up to you if you want to try and reach out. Don’t let others guilt you into putting your mental health at risk.

So a completely ironic and fucked up Happy Mother’s Day to all of us that don’t have mothers out there, to those of us that have strained relationships with our mothers, to those of us with painful memories and deep hurts about our mothers, to those that hate this stupid day and most of all, to the caregivers and dads out there that stepped up when our moms didn’t.

Take care of yourselves today, be kind to the ones you love and make sure they know how much you love them.

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holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

I love little foreign confusion things like this

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Tumblr mobile is shit

So I probably won't be posting much. If you want to follow my adventures via Instagram, send me a message. I don't really want to post it on here. Otherwise, queue is full. And Canadians that are 18+, don't forget to vote and have a great thanksgiving.

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It was easy in some ways to write Harper off, he was polling so bad, there was a prominent and large discourse by people how they all wanted Harper out (how corrupt he was etc.) but now that the Conservative Party has hired Lynton Crosby to be their strategist for this election, I am generally terrified and worried that Harper now has a legitimate chance at winning. 

I know Harper has definitely learned from John Howard’s government (former AUS PM) and made certain rhetoric statements distinctly his and that’s not a good thing (though it can be argued that it’s why he keeps winning these damn elections). He knows how to use wedge politics and further, his entire tenure thus far has seen the heavy use of populism. No other PM has had such a heavy hand using mainstream populism and regardless if you’re a supporter or not, you have to admit he really has concentrated his power and changed Canadian politics. 

By using mainstream populism, he’s created this symbolic division of Canadian society; the legitimate “people” of the Canadian “heartland” and the illegitimate, “other”. The “other” in Harper’s case has been elites (anyone seen as ‘different’ from the ‘ordinary’ Canadian), critics (pundits, academics, or anyone else that voices their criticism of his government and their policies) and more worrisome, minority groups. So when he warns that ‘the other’ has infringed upon the Canadian ‘heartland’ (or his constant rhetoric of “Canadian Values”), the constructed threat is seen as a challenge to the Canadian people, their ‘way of life’ and ‘sense of identity’. Don’t believe me? Look at how how he’s dealing with the Syrian refugees this past week (x), look at his previous discourse that asylum seekers are “bogus refugees” and look how he silences scientists (or the ‘elites’). 

He’s always relied on wedge politics to concentrate his power and this election has seen the Conservative Party slowly losing its steam but the most worrisome yet is now that they’ve hired Lynton Crosby to be their strategist, what policies are they going to introduce, what strategy and discourse are they going to adopt to further wedge the electorates into voting for them and will they win another four years? 

Recommended further readings: 

Straddling the divide: mainstream populism and conservatism in Howard’s Australia and Harper’s Canada by Dave Snow and Benjamin Moffitt

Stephen Harper: Authoritarian Partisan and Radical Social Conservative Ideologue? by Steve Patten

Harperland: the Politics of Control by Lawrence Martin

Eight Things about the Man Hired to Save Harper (x)

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