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WRITING MASTERPOST

Links lead to AO3, unless specified otherwise. Anything NSFW is labelled as such. PROMPTS FOR DADWC OR STAR WARS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME.

Dragon Age

DADWC Writing Info, including prompts.

Assorted Tales of Thedas (one shots)

The Prayer || Blood of the Lion || Blood of the Crow || Two Hands Longing (for Each Other's Warmth) || Tempting Fate || An Unfriendly Wager || Shadows and Tall Trees || Sanctuary || Easy Like a Sunday Morning || Scathefire || A Rose Upon a Thorn || Let Me Walk (Before They Make Me Run) || An In-Tents Situation || Risk My Hands to Pick Up Shards || All the Time in the World (nsfw) || The Morning After || Fair Game || A Path Once Taken || Safe Under Cover || The Beginning of All Things || The Safest Place to Hide (nsfw) || You Will Find Him Next to Me || Wine Upon the Lips || Don't Look Back Into the Sun || Welcome Distraction (nsfw) || Pillow Talk || The Nug King's Prize

Chaptered Fics

Steps of Faith (Cullen, Eireann, Alistair, Kali) || A Small Quiet Companion (1,2)

The Lion and the Hind

In the Oak, I Found the Arrow || Knight's Gambit

Star Wars

Blessings || A Ghost of Lasan

Star Wars: Children of the Force

Prequel: Saudade

Part One: Awakening

Prologue: Leaving Home | The Exercise | Unmasking | The Scavenger | Interlude: Desperation | Imposition and Invention | Man Against Fire | TIE Hard | Sand and Ruin | The Garbage Does | Truth and Honest Lies | The Ghost and the Runaway | Interlude: Spectres | The Castle of Maz Kanata | The First Steps | Purifying Light | The Lightsaber | Convergence | The Resistance | Battle of Wits | Interlude: An Invitation | Infiltration | Behind Enemy Lines | Stars, Hide Your Fires | Mundicide | Open Wide, O Earth | Restoration | Rarely Pure and Never Simple | The Island | Epilogue: The Day Poe Dameron Broke His Wrist

Part Two: The Return of Skywalker

Prologue: Mirrorbright | Skywalker | The Dreadnought | Paige | Finn Filled In | The Jedi Tree | Interlude: The High Council of Lira San | Silence | The Admiral and the Mechanic | Rose’s Lament | The First Lesson
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transjudas

this can’t be real

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marisatomay

He put them together at the kids table that doesn’t exist I’m fucking crying

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sedoretu
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cantdance

its easy to make fun of this (and i think we should) but its also important to note the description of this new department that trump has given

[transcript: "together, these two wonderful americans will pave the way for my administration to dismantle government bureaucracy, slash excess regulations, cut wasteful expenditures, and restructure federal agencies - essential to the 'save america' movement," trump wrote. "i look forward to elon and vivek making changes to the federal bureaucracy with an eye on efficiency and, at the same time, making life better for all americans."]

to be clear: trump is planning to create a new department whose purpose is literally to deregulate and defund government oversight. this will lead to corporations having greater freedom to fuck over consumers while making more money, and he is putting two billionaires in charge of it.

sure, maybe this is just a ploy to keep them quiet. giving them the illusion of power in exchange for backing him. but lets not forget all the regulations trump cut during his last term

which has directly led to the constant recalls of consumer goods and foodstuffs over the past several years. the recent e coli outbreak at mcdonalds? the boars head listeria recall? these are the products of deregulation. getting rid of laws and standards that protect consumers by making sure money hungry corporations dont cut corners.

the funny name is a smokescreen. keep your eye on these fuckers.

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Probably a controversial take but why tf do people keep calling Vivienne a noble. She's not.

She's Bastien's *mistress* not his wife.

She's a Circle mage. There is a ban on mages holding political power and what power she has she gained through hard work and cunning.

Her parents were Rivaini commoners and she was born poor in Wycome in the Free Marches.

Originally the position of court mage was little more than a court jester. Vivienne turned it into one of respect. She survived multiple assassination attempts and half of those bards she sent back frozen solid and the other half she *recruited.*

Officially her only titles are First Enchanter and (conditionally) Grand Enchanter or Divine. Madame de Fer is implied to be originally an insult that Vivienne claimed and turned into a mark of respect.

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50 Types of Kisses - Writing Prompts

Send in a number and a pairing!

  1. Small kisses littered across the other’s face.
  2. A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.
  3. A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.
  4. An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.
  5. Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.
  6. Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.
  7. French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.
  8. Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.
  9. A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.
  10. A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.
  11. Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.
  12. Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.
  13. Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.
  14. A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.
  15. A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.
  16. One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.
  17. Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.
  18. Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.
  19. One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.
  20. Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.
  21. A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.
  22. A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.
  23. A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.
  24. Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.
  25. Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.
  26. Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.
  27. Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.
  28. One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.
  29. Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.
  30. Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.
  31. Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.
  32. A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.
  33. An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.
  34. Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.
  35. An awkward kiss given after a first date.
  36. Starting with bunny kisses before moving on to soft kisses.
  37. Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.
  38. Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.
  39. Kissing tears from the other’s face.
  40. A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.
  41. Kisses shared under an umbrella.
  42. Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.
  43. A kiss pressed to the top of the head.
  44. Tentative kisses given in the dark.
  45. Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.
  46. A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.
  47. A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.
  48. One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.
  49. Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.
  50. A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.
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weaselle

wherever this is y'all should just start saying random words like they were slang. Every time they ban some of your made up words, make up a few more. Let them ban ten words at once and come in using ten more the very next day. Really make a game out of driving them nuts

Just walk around saying shit like "That's so blizzy. I dig the dharma. Get sippy with it, homeswizzle."

Literally make the slang you want be "insert random word" so that any random word can be the term and you pick it up from context. "Holy shine-button, that flicks bee-butts my grizbaby. Very dealt of you." Make them ban the entire dictionary.

I hope somebody from there saw this and is doing it. My whole family excels in this kind of rebellion, btw.

I spent one single year in a private high school, and they had a dress code, and the dress code said t-shirts must be a solid color and have a pocket.

Now i didn't mind solid color t-shirts, but i hated how the shirts with a pocket looked. So after failing to get away with wearing pocketless shirts... I borrowed a sewing machine and made a solid colored t-shirt with a pocket over the belly button like a silly little kangaroo. Facing the principle the next day, i pointed out that the student handbook clearly stated that all t-shirts must have a pocket. I asked him if my shirt had a pocket. I asked him to show me where the rules detailed the location on the shirt that a pocket must be. It was a private school so they simply suspended me for a day (which went on my record) and when i got back the student handbooks had all been reprinted with a sentence added to it specifying that t-shirts must have a breast pocket on the left side of the chest. Being the cause of a whole new student handbook edition gained me a small amount of notoriety, but i was so low on the social totem pole at that school that it didn't do much for me.

The next Monday, i showed up with a t-shirt entirely covered in pockets, front and back. In the principle's office again, I asked him if my shirt had a pocket on the left side of the chest. I asked him to show me where the rules said there must only be one pocket. I was suspended for a day and the next day there was ANOTHER student handbook reprint, and the school threatened to bill my parents the cost of reprinting all the student handbooks if they didn't get me in line. My parents basically laughed at them but asked me to not make them have to fight my school as they were already short on time and money. So i gave up on that and began amusing myself finding neck ties that met the letter of the dress code but pissed off the administration.

I could tell you a couple more things i've done, but i'd rather tell you what my brother did.

To promote recreational reading in The Youth, my younger brother's public high school instituted a 25 minute "free reading period" in the day. Every student had to spend that time reading. You could read anything, you could even read a magazine, but you had to be reading.

My brother thought the whole thing was a stupid way for the school to spend their time, and especially stupid to be applied to him. Our whole family reads excessively -- when i was in high school i was reading, on average, one entire book every day. My brother was more well adjusted than i, so i'd guess he was only reading 3 or four books a week, tho, while i was reading a lot of fiction with a little philosophy and history, he was reading a lot of, like, theoretical physics.

ANYway, he was like, this is stupid for many reasons, i'm going to sit quietly and use this time to catch up on some of my homework. But the teacher he had during that time period didn't like that and made a big deal out of insisting he actually spend the time reading. He was sent to the principles office, where he explained that he did not need extra reading time, cited studies that indicated the "free reading" time would accomplish nothing and was a waste of time for both the administration and the student body, and ended with a reminder that what he WANTED to do was sit quietly and do school work, which any school should be happy about.

The principle said he understood my brother's position, but that he couldn't make exceptions for a single student. As per the instructions to the whole school, it didn't matter what he read, it could even be unpublished writing, but he had to be reading. My brother, already veteran gamer both on a computer and around a table, immediately saw an exploit and seized this mistake (gods, my family really can be the worst lmao).

He asked the principle to put in writing the rules as stated AND that he would not make an exception for a single student. The principle, not understanding the kind of people we are, gave it to him in writing. At which point his fate was sealed.

So the next day my brother came in with a packet of paper he had printed at home. When the time came for "free reading" he took out his packet and began reading. When the teacher came over to make sure he was reading, she was enraged to discover he had a packet of about 25 pages completely full of the repeated letter "a".

"I'm reading it tho" was his response. "This meets the definition of reading" "No it's just a letter, you can't be reading it unless it's words."

The next day he showed up with pages completely filled with "words words words words." He was sent to the principles office "See, those are words," my brother said, "so i must be reading."

"no that's not reading, there's not a single sentence on these pages" The principle must have been stupid, anyone who ever met someone from our family could have seen what would happen the next day, when he showed up with pages full of "These are words in a sentence." over and over

He was again sent to the principles office. The principle discovered that, like a man with a monkey's paw, he could not define reading in a way that met the rules as stated but would prevent my brother's shenanigans. He tried to insist my brother read from a recognized publisher, but my brother pointed out that this was not the rules as given to the rest of the student body, and the principle could not make an exception for a single student. The principle tried to tell him that he was making an exception for him anyway, and my brother told him that unless he was given an exemption from "free reading" time entirely, he would not recognize any rules that violated the written agreement they had. The principle implied my brother would face consequences for this behavior, and my brother implied he would talk to the local paper about being repeatedly harassed for *checked actual notes* following the rules he had been given, all in an effort to prevent my brother from sitting quietly and doing actual schoolwork.

My brother returned to class shortly thereafter with a note from the principle explaining to the teacher that my brother was exempt from "free reading"

anyway, the moral of this story is, when a rule is ridiculous, you can often find a way to make the authority figures look ridiculous for trying to enforce it.

so again, i hope these kids just start using any and all words in a way that sounds like slang. Start using school-related words as slang "what's up, my exponent? You ready to get absolutely conjugated this weekend? it's gonna be sooo decimal!" Let them ban THAT. Make them pull their hair out trying to avoid admitting the rule they want to make is "don't be cooler than we can understand"

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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Goes insanely hard

To provide further context from what I understand the bill wanted to take the rights guaranteed to the Maori in said treaty and expand them to all New Zealand citizens. The issue with that is that it sort of defeats the point of the protections of the treaty.

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I was tagged by @carnalapples! I started this for Equal Opportunity Solas Week, but as I got more into the groove of it, it kind of ballooned and it's taking me a lot longer to finish. I'm tagging @findswoman, @cryptidglitter, @broodwolf221, @cicide76536...and anybody else who has something they want to share!

Sometimes, their dreams would grow together, intertwine as vines of ivy do. They might walk together through ancient memories, watching the echoes of people long since gone re-enact the battles and celebrations their counterparts lived. Solas might call upon spirits of Wisdom or Purpose to help them search, or simply to join their conversations.

Other times, after long days of work or travel, they simply take time to themselves. They spend those nights relaxing in imagined paradises: a sandy beach pulled from one of Vaad’s trips to Rivain, or the Western Approach on a clear night when no inch of the sky was dark. Neither one knows who originally conjured up a woodland glade, an azure sky, and a comfortable blanket on which to rest, but then, it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that Solas can rest his head on Vaad’s shoulder, and that pressure doesn’t hurt them as it usually does.

On most nights, this would be enough. They’d bask in the dappled sunlight, sharing tender kisses, talking about everything and nothing. It seems that Solas has something else in mind for them tonight, however, because the conversation slowly peters out, and the kisses swallowing it up become unmistakeably hungrier.

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