I have stared at the trailer waiting screen for 7 hours, how come I only NOW notice Stede’s pain ridden face?!
I still can’t get over the fact that this season we will get a whole story arc about Izzy “I wanna bone Blackbeard” Hands learning that he does in fact wanna bone Blackbeard and hence has been so pissed and hurt all this time.
I mean… at this point it is not even at all unlikely that there will be a scene where Ed sits Izzy down and has to give him a friendzone talk alá:
“Iz, I will always care about you but you love Blackbeard and you have to learn that I am not Blackbeard, in fact probably never was. I am Edward Teach and all I wanna be from now on is just that and be with the man who loves me for the person that I actually am and not for the ideal that people want to see in me. So I’m afraid, you have to let me go, mate”
The fact that this started out as a pirate comedy and is now heading towards being the most adorable and dramatic found-family gay soap ever is just… I need to sit down for a minute.
#our flag means death#ofmd#izzy hands#I used to hate him so much but tumblr has infected me these last few months and honestly#he’s just an old nasty rat looking for love and I feel him in that way#but still#this is so surreal#I hope Con finally got to have some great gay times as well on set#imagine if Izzy gets a boyfriend this season#I think I would collapse#Blackbeard#Edward teach#Stede Bonnet#ofmd 2#our flag means death 2#our flag means death season 2