#batman – @larphis on Tumblr

I love the fact that whenever somebody does some tiny thing that I don’t like, I’m like:

“You are now my mortal enemy, I will despise you anytime you enter a room from this day onward. My eyes will cut through you like knives when they meet yours and our rivalery shall never be knownst to thou but I will menacingly whisper thy name by the time I’ll pass death’s doorstep”

And then there’ll be that one odd motherfucker who has 76 war crimes attached to their name, probably hasn’t slept or showered in a year and drinks the blood of infants like a Martini - and I’ll be like:

“Okay, but… are they really that bad? :(“

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Just rediscovered this absolute gem (that I made to make fun of myself to my boyfriend) in my gallery and thought you’d enjoy this too :D

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@clownprince haha omg thanks. Yeah I was in the hight of my Batjokes phase when I made that meme. My boyfriend just shook his head in defeat lmao.

But honestly if we aren’t supposed to ship Batjokes then the writers shouldn’t have any buisness writing these two so fruity for each other.

And to anyone who reads this and thinks I’m a readflag for the fact that I used to have an era where I shipped these two:

Please read the New 52 comics of the Batman universe. And when you read them, look me in the eyes again and say that shipping them is not valid.

They sure aren’t healthy for each other but the chemistry is undeniable and Joker’s crush on Batman is literally canon.

I will be a Batjokes shipper apologist till the day I die.

larphis

Just rediscovered this absolute gem (that I made to make fun of myself to my boyfriend) in my gallery and thought you’d enjoy this too :D