unguibus et rostro

my god, my universe

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

Jinx.

the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

Needed to get Lucanis out of my system FAST!

I’m so excited for this game I cant believe it’s finally happening! 🥹

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PARKS AND RECREATION 7.09 Pie-Mary

benny, benito, come back to me

if any one of you missed me it's because i've been playing hades game nonstop since a month ago and there have been shown no signs of stopping as of yet i love my silly boys

and are they giving you commands?

who the fuck is jimmy novak

Castiel perching. You know my weakness, I just love drawing him sitting on stuff :D What thing should he be sitting on next?

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I adore him, Lucanis my beloved 🥺