well, I'm not being an individual on my own

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between  31,000 to 28,000 years old.

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

what if biden just drone strikes trump and then fakes dementia when confronted about it

Ok this is the best one i've seen.

absolutely insane shit happening on twitter

ALSO, supposedly there's a follow-up! I don't have Twitter and have only seen this one posted one place so I dunno if it's real.

guys it's ok. everybody knows america isnt real they made it up for supernatural

Just saw a news article that cops shut down a timothee chalamet lookalike context in New York which is a very funny thing for police to do

They were arresting the lookalikes who failed to disperse. The grand prize for the contest was only $50. They had a giant check for it

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

good work in the tags everyone

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gotta love the mics