siamo eterni come il bacio di Klimt

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

If you write me a letter or note I will literally keep it for the rest of my life.

*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

is it just me or do you ever wish you could read a first description of yourself as though you were a character in a book

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

i will never be normal about The Character. hope this helps 💖

im like if you made a girl but forgot to give it any of the skills it needs to survive under capitalism

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

Don't forget the fact that asking for help carries the risk of someone expressing mild disappointment in your inabilities, which will cause you to shut down for 5 to 7 working days.

Also see: learning from a very young age that there's no point in asking for help because you should be able to do it on your own

also see part two: having already asked for help on one thing, so you get a Shame debuff that stacks every further time you have to ask for help or clarification.