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Lana

@lanafofana

Behold! My self indulgent whimsy!
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Hello! Welcome to my little corner of The Website. 

There’s quite a lot of you now so, in the interest of helping you find what you’re likely here to find, I thought it was time to create a pinned post for you.

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October2024

Temptation Raphael x Tav (f) [nsfw]

Pumpkin Spiced Larceny Gen with a little Raph x Tav(f) for flavor

HalsinTavWeek2024[nsfw]

Scent Mark (Scent Kink)

Day Four (pending)

Instinct (Aphrodisiac)

Colossus (Shotgunning, Size kink)

Fics

To Soothe, Ignites[Halsin x Tav(f)]

The Price of Divinity [God!Gale x God!Tav(NB)]

I love him! Tav-I-Am![Seussian Riff]

Bereft [Astarion x Durge]

Midnight Snack [Gale x Female Tav][nsfw]

WIPs/Drabbles/Etc

Posthumous My love [Gale Angst]

Unholy [Gale x Durge]

Durge x Tav

Lanatav (my self indulgent pet project)

How it's going (an excuse to show off how cute I am)

My asks are open if you send me hate mail thanks in advance for the laugh!

Xoxo,

-Lana💋
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Anonymous asked:

Solavellan fic recs please I’m so hungry 🥺🥺

oh I'd love to provide! these have been my personal favorites so far (also fair warning, I am a solavellan fucked in DAI truther and that is reflected in my choices below so your mileage may vary)

  • Everything by niceasspavus - especially their fic Servitude which is an absolute masterwork. The prose is succinct but spectacular, the smut is excellent and never feels out of place (smut sometimes can with solavellan okay) and they dig into Solas' mind in a really beautiful way. They also started a modern AU fic and while that's not usually my trope at all, I've actually read what they have posted so far like three times because it's so good. Can't wait to see if they grace us with more.
  • Fellchaser by @rosieofcorona - Okay make that literally anything Darcy touches I recommend but Fellchaser is...I want to plaster my walls with it. The walls of my mind prison at least. The first time I read it, I literally read it five times back to back to back (I was admittedly very high but that's NOT THE POINT) because I was so taken with the prose and every detail. It is absolute perfection, seriously, the only thing wrong with it is that it isn't 100k words
  • What He Wouldn't Give by sugarhihello - a devastating take what happens immediately after the Crestwood scene we know and hate to love. I'm scared of writers who can make me want more of a scene like that and yet this fic gives me that
  • The Waiting by say_lene - solavellan thigh riding, need I say more?
  • Even Gods Need Miracles by callmebecks - A study of Solas' mindset from DAI to now include the DAV ending.
  • A Field as Wild as Your Heart by lillith_morgana - An exceptional take on the solavellan ending/post-DAV with gorgeous prose
  • Dreadful Recollections by @scaryanneee - if you know me from the bg3 era at all, you know Think of Me is a smut of all time so scaryanne joining us in solavellan hell has been SO FUN (for me personally at least eheheh) This little smut is so brilliant because it truly gave me so many ideas to play with for my own ship during this time period while also being so hot??? Also just read the tags on this and you know you're in for a great time
  • Handle With Care by feynite - I'm sure you've seen feynite if you've looked at solavellan fics because Looking Glass is the biggest one but I think this is just a really excellent little fic of theirs. Sad AND sexy - what every Solas fan is looking for I think

solavellan moots, please feel free to add on - I'm always looking for more and I'm sure others are too! anon - hope this gave you some tasty morsels and feel free to come back if you need more! xoxox

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Some more recommendations! First three are longfics too!

The Voyager by @oxygenforthewicked - so, so sweet and angsty, but with a happy ending! A time travel fic which has such great yearning! Plus bi & genderqueer Solas exploration that I found really interesting!

Blume by @teamdilf - literally came out today, so I haven't been able to read it myself yet, but have been watching it develop and 👀👀

Follow my Voice by @crabs-with-sticks (yeah this is shameless self promotion :p) Split between a bleak post-trespasser story and flashbacks to happier times in inquisition, Lavellan is fighting to stop Solas and is Going Through It, but even fighting him cannot stop her remembering what once was.

no more, no more, no more by @imaginmatrix - ya want some of that sweet, sweet angst? This fic has you covered. Lonely Solas knows he shouldn't visit Lavellan's dreams, but boy is he pining

Letters We Should've Sent by @cursedhaglette (aka op) - was fully going to rec this before I saw that it was literally by op, but here we are (get appreciated op!!). Does have DAV spoilers but oh boy the YEARNING and the ANGST. Epistolary form of unsent letters between Solas and Lavellan.

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densewentz

no im not thinking constantly about the early game hilarity of when its just the ladies of da:v lounging around the dining room watching a freshly freed Lucanis bus about the stoves making food for his new strange flock of poorly fed women.

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constantly oscillating between writing a few paragraphs of my own fic and then refreshing ao3 to see if anyone else is writing hot shit too

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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

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rythyme

[Rough Thai translation - forgive any mistakes, I'm still learning!]

"This is the first time I've cooked Shanghai fried pork. In the past, I thought it would be difficult to make, but actually it's very easy to make. Let's take a look at the pork, season it with salt, seasoning powder, pepper, sugar, and then mix it well. Then let it sit for about 10 minutes."

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tenaflyviper

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

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I think the core of what makes Gale such a great character to me is that he’s proof that a character can be deeply flawed without being an asshole. He’s cocky and pretentious, but that’s largely a front he puts up to mask his insecurities, and he’s never mean-spirited; his good heart always shines through. The world needs more characters like him (and by “the world” I mean me)

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