gayest shakespeare sonnets: a selection

turns out all the sonnets are really gay but here is my list of the absolute gayest ones, because i was not prepared for how explicit these were going to be and it devastated me 

sonnet 20 - this is the ‘master-mistress of my passion’ one

sonnet 22 - ‘Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain; / Thou gav’st me thine, not to give back again.’

sonnet 23 - acting metaphors! the difficulty of expressing verbally what silent love hath writ! gazing at your love with your whole heart in your eyes!

sonnet 25 - rich and noble people have joy in honour and wealth and so on but turns out having joy in being gay is way better than that - ‘Then happy I, that love and am beloved / Where I may not remove nor be removed.’

sonnet 26 - begins ‘Lord of my love’ and just gets gayer from there

sonnet 27 - for those nights when u can’t sleep for staying up pining and thinking about him

sonnet 41 - this one’s sad bc his boyfriend is Straying but also love btw a man and woman is explicitly directly made analogous to the love between the speaker and the addressee so like. stop no-homoing the sonnets

sonnet 53 - compare ur bf to both helen and adonis, no big deal

sonnet 57 - this love is the speaker’s WHOLE LIFE and he knows he’s a fool for his bf but he can’t help it

sonnet 61 - another too-gay-to-sleep one

sonnet 71 and sonnet 72 - don’t be sad for me when i’m dead, i’d rather be forgotten by you than have you be sad or be exposed to ridicule over your love for me - please read these ones they make me cry

sonnet 80 - RIVAL POET someone else is writing fancier poems about you!! now what!!

sonnet 87 - ‘Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,’ aka If You Love Someone Let Him Go (sad)

sonnet 91 - i’m not rich or noble but at least i’m not straight, mark two - ‘Thy love is better than high birth to me, / Richer than wealth, prouder than garments’ cost, / Of more delight than hawks or horses be; / And having thee, of all men’s pride I boast’

sonnet 93 - ‘So shall I live, supposing thou art true, / Like a deceived husband’ - just comparing yourself to his HUSBAND. bye

sonnet 108 - the reason he’s writing all these sonnets is to immortalise their love for antiquity - ‘So that eternal love in love’s fresh case / Weighs not the dust and injury of age’. also, ‘sweet boy’

They should be watching the corridor but other things were more irresistible.

Why are my pronounds being funky again i really thought they/she/xe was it any advice 😭😭😭 @onlyalittleperverse

Yes. I suggest you stop getting involved with stupid shit, and stupid people.

And i'm not really sure what pronounds are, but good luck with that.

Hi im so sorry I accidentally tagged the wrong person and didnt realise 😭😭

pronouns are words we insert into a sentence instead of a person’s name to keep the flow of a sentence (she he they we you etc) i hope that was helpful :)

Oh, pronouns, yes but that's a terrible explanation of pronouns, these are descriptive words to describe nouns. Person place or thing.

I was just confused as to what pronounds were. That's all.

in the context of what i was discussing my explanation was perfectly sound, there was no need to be rude

Not being rude, ok maybe the spelling mistake thing, i was just poking a bit of fun. (Sorry 😜)

Pronouns are not "your" words, they are others words about you, as you do not control the language or minds of other people, you do not have any say in what pronouns get used in their descriptive discourse of you. You can refer to yourself however you want, but you cannot force others to comply.

i cant force them buts its really rude for people to not use whay i ask them to simply bc they dont want to, if I purposefully used pronouns for you that you dont use constantly even if you asked me not to youd get pretty pissed no?

You're misusing language, that's nit how pronouns are Supposed to be used, it's not a "choose your own ir make some up" type venue.

This is a large part of the issue, yeah we get tat you're unsatisfied with yourself and your reality, we get that, but this really isn't helping anything. All this really does, is allow you to focus your discontent on other people, instead of your own self, but that's the actual problem, is youre dissatisfied with your own internal sense if self, and that's not something we can help you with, distraction helps but doesn't fix anything, everytime the distraction is gone you will sink right back to this problem of self acceptance and self loathing.

You are more than a set of pronouns, stop reducing yourself to arbitrary meaningless symbols.

im am not discontent with myself please refrain from making comments about me and my self esteem based off of one post that I accidentally tagged you in

i am aware i more than my pronouns i just prefer it when people offer me basic human respect and use my preferred pronouns

and no, im not misusing language.

That's not respect on anyone else's part towards you, that's cow towing to your narcissistic behavior, you don't want respect you want that aspect of control over other people. I'm aware this may inflame your ego and you may now rage and attack me for this, but it is generally what this entails.

right okay let me get this straight

because id like people to refer to me as they/she

im narcissistic and controlling with an inflames ego

that makes so much sense

again please stop making assumptions about my character based off of a post I accidentally tagged you in. You know nothing about me and jts also rude

I'm not making assumptions, why the hell else would you be so engulfed by the language OTHER people use to refer to you?

That's narcissistic, absolutely yes. That's controlling yes, it has nothing to do with respect, and "they" is not appropriate in this application, "they" is only used in first person scenarios where the proper pronouns of he/she is unknown. That's how English works, you should have payd attention in English class.

you know what

i dont owe and explanation of my gender and pronouns to you

or why what youre saying is incredibly hurtful and youre too closeminded to understand why

i refuse to be another person’s teachable story

i am completely secure in my gender identity and i love that part of myself, i have a loving and accepting family friend group and girlfriend, i dont need you to accept me or respect me

i hope one day you realise its literally none of your buisness what pronouns people want to use

@permetutotheworld just block them, my dear, and protect yourself from someone who is only looking to hurt you

Trust me, as someone who's fought this battle about a thousand times, it isn't worth it. Life your life and those who disapprove of it can just stay the hell out of your way.

@onlyalittleperverse if it is narcissistic to insist on what pronouns are used, you won't mind if I refer to you as 'it'. Because right now the behaviour you're displaying is despicably cruel, reminiscent of pre-pubescent mockery, and not an ounce of humanity or compassion to be found.

Do you truly believe that just because you yourself have not experienced something, it does not exist? Is your mind so small and narrow that it cannot conceive that there are other ways of living, of being, that are just as valid but that you simply do not know what that feels like therefore it cannot be real? Historians have found extensive evidence of trans and non binary people existing in cultures and civilisations across the entire globe, going back thousands of years; the language evolves and changes to include them, as should ours.

I'm sorry that something in you feels compelled to mock and ridicule a stranger on the Internet, that there is a sad, angry part of you that lashes out like this. I hope it heals, and I hope you grow, and I hope you learn that someone who is different from you still deserves respect.

Do better.

@onlyalittleperverse to summarise, fuck off and let people be

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

Thx for the tag

Tags are open + @mischief-marauders @whydousernamesevenexist @mystical-night-madness

Thank you for the tag <333

Npt:

RAHHHH DUCK QUINNNNNN

np tags: @ineffable-ezra @lamentationsofasinner @mellowbird9

my mood rn

wanna kill a man icl

np tag @abiiii-ineffable

Starting a picrew chain because I am extremely bored and in pain

Okay so use this picrew to make what you you want to look like and then tag someone for the chain bit

So here's mine:

Tagging: @shortgaything @ifursammylawrenceletsmakebabies @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @unfairtradeyward

@p0patochisps @heartstopper-lover123

@banananananananaduck

@krusebruce @blindhades @gloombby @echoanddust @camoooh @opalfairy @felix-the-third

ty for the tag!!

tagging- @35tr314 @necroticghost @tragichuman @blazed-dolphin @little-mephistopheles @foxlungz @blackberryjambaby

thanks for tagging me <3

@invisible-light-111 @fingereaterfurby @bugbxyjunk @sir-luz-the-brave

I dont know who to tag,,, @annotated-catastrophe, maybe?

Thank you. (:

may I join in please?

anyone who wants too!

ofc :)

-charlie

@nanochittle @lils-ki @four-leafed-queer-gal @bisexual-bat

@margaret-the-duck @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

i love it also ngl kind lookin like siruis black but its okkkk

@sspadfoot @zsrntyouil @im-just-here4853 @slveepyscwrs @cloverthesimp365 <3

Looks a lot like my actual self cause im pretty happy with how I look rn 💛

@fictionalsimp09 @t1oui @saturnsconstellation @reggiekinnie2 @moonyswarmsweaters @outromoony @thebibutterflyao3 @adh-james-version @wildoceanstarz @missmoonfrost @theprongspotter

thank you for the tag!

It looks quite a lot like I do rn just better lol idk i like it

npt: @morallyundefined @whydousernamesevenexist @equippedtolove @lienspien @whysosiriushuh @jamespottersconverse and anyone who wants to!

Thank you for the tag <333

No pressure tags:

thanks for the tag!

np tags: @lamentationsofasinner @ineffable-ezra @mellowbird9

Broadchurch series 2 Deleted Scenes

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

Thank you for giving me a chance to participate

I hope you enjoy it

@radiatwave @mr-playlist @michisadraw @x0011001100x @deecotan @mx-jester

thanks @kyamo18 for the tag!

No pressure tags! @mudbip @keef-a-corn @train-fans-anonymous @mshotrodimus

Thank you U3U @mx-jester and Yippee! NPTs: @clownery-and-fuckery @carrot-top-monk @merlinfromberlin And anyone else who wants to do this

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG !!!!!

YIPPIE !!!!!!!!

NPT: @moss-tombstone, @lifblogs, and any of my mutuals >:]!!!!!!!

This quiz is absolutely incorrect I am not the mom friend

I require a parental figure not to cause mischief

@sadiecoocoo @electrikworm @toomanyteefs

Thanks for tagging me @squad-724 ! :)))

NPT: @yeehawgeek @covert1ntrovert @cable-salamder @derangedchameleon

tag games my beloved <3

anyways thanks for the tag!

npt: @sonicrainbooms @c0rv1d-gaming @clownbloody @squeegeeweegerton @yeehawhijack and anyone else who wants to participate

Thank you for the tag <3

Whoever wants to :3

I'm bored so why not?

Damn, alright🤣

Open to anyone who wants to join!

uh. yay? i guess lol

@oliviartist @fleurfay @caityrayeraye @sealmonger

@ferryportlandingmayor @jokerislandgirl32 @m0thisonfire @kym-truestory @ladyelissarose @rainyhoundanimemusic @fuckyeah5sostakemehome @witchcraftandgeekness @bejeweled-wahlberg

I made Violet, she looks so cute! Tagging anyone! No pressure tags to @creativegenius22 @fomybeloved @octoqueen10 @foolsworldsblog @layna-art @lovelybakerandconstructionworker

This might be most accurate for my hair! (Minus the dye cause i havent done that yet)

Tags! No pressure! @kaidacresto @maroon-poet @fen-the-space-dragon

tysm for the tag, layna!

i gave myself piercings because i think they are cool and would like to have them irl but unfortunately i'm a coward and i'm scared of needles

no pressure tags: @alxssarosex @person4924 @thatcoolguyeli @themortalityofundyingstars @suburbanlegnd @mercyfae & literally everyone who wants to do this

Thanks for the tag <3

@drunktayloratthevmas @yourlocalbadgerscales @themortalityofundyingstars @cheekyboybeth @urmomsmattress

I have always said it: if I become a famous movie star or singer or something (which I hope to) I will sit and read fanfiction about me 24/7 fr. So… where’s the fanfics about me that no one told me about?? >:(

Okay uh my hair has like one million shades of brown, a thousand shades of blonde and gold and the rest are a lot of shades of like ginger… so… I picked a colour that was the closest to one of those ginger-ish ones. Don’t trust that hair people it’s not accurate.

And yeah I always look that grumpy and my hair grows like that for some reason… XD

Again I am very mad at myself for not keeping up with films and shows and all that because I’m the quiz I was forced to pick like Lilo & Stitch and Pokémon or something because I didn’t know anything else 😭😭😭

Some of those caps with text on were very tempting lol…

I am YAPPING what the flip?? Okay so idk if my quiz answer was accurate lol (fym hot?? 😭😭😭) so based on this yapping session right here what character am I?

This looked fun so im joining in! (Lol i didn't know half of the films either just pride and prejudice so i picked that hehe)

Tagging no pressure tho: @tiana4evahh @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @def3nestrati0n @astral-projects-stars @highvelocitysweetpotato @isthataraccoon @marsmarauders @mayura-stalker @marylily-my-beloved @royally-sea-green @wulanvansunshine @nyx-taylors-version @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @whydousernamesevenexist

Thank you for the tag!

No pressure tags:

best answer tbh

np tags: @ineffable-ezra @bottlecapjo @mellowbird9 @lamentationsofasinner @my-castles-crumbling

tysm for the tag!! i love picrew games lol

tumblr loves me!!!! honestly this is the only result i wanted

i'm the baddest babygirl!!!! tbf im wearing a badass leather jacket in this picrew. it's my cool alter ego cos i need to get a leather jacket that doesn't shed and i want to get stacked piercings

np tag: @abiiii-ineffable

I just love how Nobody's Soldier is a direct slap to those who walked out during Hozier's concert while he called for a cease-fire. And all those who claim he's too political. Choke on it with all due respect. ^⁠_⁠^

Broadchurch series 2 Behind the scenes

CHAPPELL ROAN at Outside Lands Music Festival on August 11, 2024 (via therockinryan)

btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

@snixkers-spams

Hozier with MY (!!!!) bi pride flag up on stage tonight 🤯🫨

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

I know we're all very happy about how many songs Hozier has released within the last year but I'm more than happy to wait another 4 years for a single minute if it means that this man does not get burnt out. I've done it twice, put me back in it and I would do it again.