just realizing now that this isn’t just a joke about Nona being six months old. of course she finds flowers sexy. of course the embodied collective soul of the earth thinks the sex organs of plants are sexy. oh my god
- Tamsyn Muir, Nona the Ninth
💝 Thank you for 1k. Special thanks to my lovely friend @sessjudoodles for helping sketch the line work for the Albertaceretops :)
I agree
"Pyrrha crossed over to the truck, to Nona, and leant heavily into the interior; Nona could see that she was sweating, in exactly the same way she had sweated after the bottle of bleach. She mumbled 'You knew this was happening. You knew this was happening months ago,' and when Nona put her hand on Pyrrha's, it was like Pyrrha hadn't even noticed her."
I think we don’t give Camilla Hect enough badass credit for making the vengeful eldritch soul of the earth do physical therapy and DBT exercises. she’s like the meme of Eddie Brock asking for two bagels when Venom says they want to eat the souls of the innocent. and then she snuggled with her at night.
first time taking a crack at Hotsauce
i'm begging tumblr users who couldn't name an evil woman to read the locked tomb because in just a short list of the insane amount of characters in these books there is (out of context spoilers ahead)
- butch who's never experienced any affection so she becomes willing to do anything to be needed including becoming a fascist regime's specialest little boy
- 200 dead babies, trying to justify killing 200 babies to make her by brutally suppressing any weakness or vulnerability in herself
- the incest twins from every problematic 2000s anime played entirely straight as to how fucked up both of them would be
- woman who has a baby for the purpose of bashing its head against a rock and using its blood to kill 9 planets occupied with people
- girl who lied to her boybestfriend, who shares her body, about his existence kind of eating her soul so they won't have to be apart
- weapon with which to kill 9 planets filled with people, representative of 10 billion dead people and unceasing rage. Who looks like Barbie.
- woman who stole g-d's sperm
- woman who used her boybestfriend's body to fuck genocidal baby mama without said boybestfriend's knowledge (he was also fucking her)
- cancer patient using her make a wish to kill g-d
someone talk about the Nona grief with me. Someone talk to me about the grief.
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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like
I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.
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please do not the snail.
please do not the me.
Oh, so that's what it sounds like from the other side
He warned us
various wifes as smilies
dps wife: >:)
healer wife: >:V
support wife: :V
tank wife: >_>
afk wife:
burst dps wife: >:3c
crafter wife: :|
these are the only wifes in existence
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
New Dirtgoblin Community Center offering today!
This one is for all the theater kids who love to work larp-y elements into their gameplay at the table, or for anyone who enjoys adding some tactility into their roleplay.