Awesome ladies in pretty dresses

"i miss when the dragon age companions were mean" y'all can't even handle vivienne

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

"the wonton excess" bro how many

"I'll have the wanton soup" righteo how slutty should it be?

“this would kill a medieval peasant” yeah and a halberd or the black plague would kill you too so stay humble

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down

hey i lost track of time a bit is this gonna be the first winter where theres cybertrucks on the road. thats gonna go pretty bad i think

they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt

this will reach the tummy hurty squad on its own

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

Show me where I've made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed