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Vila Wolf's Dyslexic Folklorist Ranting

@ladykrampus / ladykrampus.tumblr.com

Hmm... I've got a strange and bizarre mind. I know what you're saying, doesn't everyone on the internet? I can say this, I'm not for everyone. It was once said that I've got a razor wit, a dark sarcasm and one hell of a twisted sense of humor. I like horror, I am a folklorist and I smoke. "Let me share something with you, a secret, We believe what we want to believe....the rest is all smoke and mirrors." - Arnaud de Fohn Posts I've Liked
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When People Say

Others: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Me: Oh? Which god?
Others: Of course I like mythology, I love Percy Jackson!
Me: ALL THE GODS FUCKING DAMN IT!
Others: Folklore is the same thing as Superstition.
Me: Here, let me educate you...
Others: Of course I like folklore, I love the show Supernatural!
Me: KRAMPUS I NEED YOU!
Others: Oh I know all about Krampus, he was on Supernatural!
Me: ALL THE GODS DAMN YOU TO ALL THE HELLS!
Others: Of course vampires are not like Twilight, Anne Rice came first!
Me: *face burning with rage but points for having at least a single working brain cell*
Others: I thought you'd like Disney, they bring the old stories to modern kids...
Me: so.many.things.wrong.such.rage.
Others: THOR was a great mythology movie!
Me: Don't ever talk to me again...
#mythology#folklore#Supersitition#Supernatural#vampire#twilight#anne rice#krampus#Disney#Thor
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