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Vila Wolf's Dyslexic Folklorist Ranting

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Hmm... I've got a strange and bizarre mind. I know what you're saying, doesn't everyone on the internet? I can say this, I'm not for everyone. It was once said that I've got a razor wit, a dark sarcasm and one hell of a twisted sense of humor. I like horror, I am a folklorist and I smoke. "Let me share something with you, a secret, We believe what we want to believe....the rest is all smoke and mirrors." - Arnaud de Fohn Posts I've Liked
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Hone-onna- Japanese folklore: a living, moving, female skeleton. She lures men to her cavern or to their bed to sleep with them. They either find out later or before that she is a skeleton when a light shines on her. She usually holds them and sucks their life-force until they become a skeleton them selves

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In Icelandic folklore, a giantess named Grýla eats children who have misbehaved throughout the year. She leaves her cave and devours naughty children at Christmastime, her favourite meal being a “naughty child stew.” Several frightening paintings and recreations of Grýla exist, as if the whole concept wasn’t terrifying enough.

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Creepy Urban Legends - Japan In Japanese folklore, Kuchisake-onna (“Slit-Mouthed Woman”) is a woman who is mutilated by a jealous husband and returns as a malicious spirit. When rumors of alleged sightings began spreading in 1979, it spread throughout Japan and caused panic in many towns. There are even reports of schools allowing children to go home only in groups escorted by teachers for safety, and of police increasing their patrols.

When the legend reappeared in the 1970s rumors of ways to escape also emerged. Some sources say she can also be confused by answering her question with, rather than yes or no, “You are average.” Unsure of what to do, she will give a person enough time to escape while she is lost in thought. Another escape route is to tell her one has a previous engagement; she will pardon her manners and excuse herself. In some variations of the tale, she can be distracted by throwing fruit or sweets at her which she will pick up, thus giving the victim a chance to run. Another way is for the child to ask her if the child is pretty; she will get confused and leave.  According to the legend, children walking alone at night may encounter a woman wearing a surgical mask, which is not an unusual sight in Japan as people wear them to protect others from their colds or sickness. The woman will stop the child and ask, “Am I beautiful?” If the child answers no, the child is killed with a pair of scissors which the woman carries. If the child answers yes, the woman pulls away the mask, revealing that her mouth is slit from ear to ear, and asks “How about now?”. If the child answers no, he/she will be cut in half. If the child answers yes, then she will slit his/her mouth like hers. It is impossible to run away from her, as she will simply reappear in front of the victim.

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HAPPY KRAMPUSNACHT!

I hope y’all have been good little boys and girls!

(seriously, you don’t want Krampus beating the crap out of you before dumping you into his basket for a one way trip to the 9th circle of hell)

But if you haven’t been good, Krampus has a chronic weakness for Apples and Apple based Booze!

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