The Truth About Faeries AKA: They Are Not All Tiny Things
So, I know that this is a Bad Ass Women Through History blog, but it’s also a mythology blog. What does Mythology dip into? Faerie world.
I’ve seen a lot of things perusing the “Faerie” tag here on Tumblr, and a lot of it…seems to be…Misinformed. I’ve seen a lot of posts that sit there and act like faeries are these tiny little jovial winged creatures. Like, oh they love to hang out in your garden and they’re so kind, and they’re silly and let’s all dance with them! We can feed them honey and sugar water and be their friend!!!!
Now before I get a bunch of people on my ass all like “YES THEY ARE I SAW THEM!” I just want to say that I happen to be a very informed person on this. I’ve been OBSESSED with the fae since I was in middle school. Not only that, my boyfriend is a cultural anthropologist with a specialty in folklore. He has read nearly every folklore book there is. He’s also extremely Irish. He was ALSO there for the last days of Tara, he heard the song on the forest, he was laughed at by the wind, he rubbed his eyes at the wisp at the edge of the wood. So…please trust me when I say I know what I’m talking about.
I’m not saying that there aren’t tiny fae out there, but I want to get one thing straight.
There are a GAJILLION different TYPES of creatures in the fae world!
You’ve got your pixies, your dryads, your nymphs, your trolls, your brownies, your kelpies, your will o’ wisps, your gnomes, your dullahan, your Bean Sidhe, and every subcategory of sidhe.
So…it’s not just ONE creature. Sure, some are tiny and winged, like pixies. Some like to hang out in your house and steal your shit, like brownies.
But not all…and this is why what I’m about to say is important. It goes for most creatures that take the name “Fae”.
- Don’t believe any of that crap you see in romance books or Disney movies. There is no such thing as a nice, good, Glinda-like faerie.
- Common names are “Fae of the Mounds”, “Aos Si”, “Aes Sidhe”, “Daoine Sidhe”, and “Daoine Sith”.
- Anyone with Gaelic roots would probably not call Them by name. If you call Their name, it attracts Them; and most people would not want that. Which is why it’s better to just refer to them as…well Them. Or The Good Neighbors. Or The Good Children.
- They would treat a human life like a toddler with a new toy. They could love you with the passion of heaven, and then kill you out of boredom on a whim.
- You should NEVER ask for a favor, unless you intend to return one.
- They are considered the most powerful of the fae creatures. They are the most battle worthy and vindictive people. They have immense passion. When they love, they LOVE, when they hate, they hate you for a hundred generations.
- They’re considered the forefathers of all modern faerie creatures, and held in the same regard as gods.
- They look like incredibly beautiful humans. They blend in easily with humans, and have bred with humans.
- They hate humanity as a whole, and tolerate human company only minimally.
- Annoying a Sidhe is putting your sanity in peril. When They speak, you need to listen, whatever they say tends to be important. If they are silent, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
- They tend not to want to be involved in other people’s problems. It can be seen as selfish, but most of the time They just know more than you need to know at the time.
- NEVER FUCK WITH THEIR HOMES, OR ANYTHING THEY TAKE AS THEIR HOME. They’re possessive like crazy.
- As of now, it is considered that They live in Tir Na Nog. Though lots have kind of settled in Ireland.
- They are not good nor evil, just rather selfish.
- There is an extremely rare chance that they would ever go into a human city. Cities are full of mechanics, iron, steel, pollution, and negative emotions. None of these things are near their cup of tea. If you even live near a city, it’s highly unlikely you’ll ever see one.
In my opinion, I think that everyone should just think of the fae people as like an all powerful mob. Don’t piss them off, be incredible respectful.
And some pointers for less than familiar people:
- Do not tell them your name.
- Answer questions intelligently, like with another question, but be respectful.
- Never eat their food.
- If there is an Ash or Rowan tree in your yard, DO NOT CUT IT DOWN. Those are protection trees.
- Never cross a faerie circle.
- Never cross an oracle circle.
- Never follow them.
- Ask permission before entering any wood. If you get the feeling that you shouldn’t be in there, then leave. It means you shouldn’t be in there.
- Never dance with them.
That last one is a problem I see a lot of. Fae do play jokes, but their jokes…not always the same as human jokes. For example, if you dance with them…they could bewitch you so that you dance until your feet are bloody nubs. Why? Because they find it funny.
So please take these things into consideration the next time you’re wandering around a wooded area, or thinking that they’re all just tiny happy jovial creatures that will hang out in your house.
Be respectful to the fae culture, please. They hate stereotypes as much as any other culture or people.