while the threeway was obviously the highlight of ody3 this episode, i'm also obsessed with tristan "objecting" to the maxavery fake wedding and then WALKING DOWN THE AISLE WITH THEM HOLDING HANDS?!?!?!?
She has a lucky sock. Very necessary when monitoring the bird situation.
i love avery morgan. she hates that her boy bestie has a crush on her yet freaks out when he pays attention to anyone else. she hates her new boss until he tells her with complete sincerity she’s good at her job and then she needs to bang him. she hates plastic surgery but loves gimmicky wellness trends. wants to help people so dedicates her career to catering to the rich. zero internal consistency. as changeable as the wind. character of all time
boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.
stress baker buck my beloafed 🍞
someone tell max he's not too old to be bisexual
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please try to imagine how insane eddie would get if buck started dating a single dad. like we have not even begun to tap into the depths of eddie’s possessiveness. imagine buck getting his second single dad meet cute chance encounter except this guy is already out and well adjusted and buck takes him and his teen daughter on all these cute little dates as a family. i love to torture buck with his irrational jealousy but i think eddie would actually get magneto powers and start killing.
bobby nash really said. buck. son. i am so proud of you for cooking up a storm in the kitchen instead of self-medicating on things that are bad for you. just like me <3 and he wasn't even wrong actually. that is in fact what buck has been doing for years.
One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know
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201->204 pipeline is legitimately crazy to me because buck is just having a nice normal day and talking about sexy firefighter calendars or whatever and then he turns around and his life changes because he sees eddie for the first time and his brain does legitimately just leak out of his ears because lmao?? look at this guy. What. WHAT. like honestly get real. who does this guy even think he is walking around and looking like that and existing or whatever. ugh. UGH. buck hates him he hates him he haaaaaates him so much because honestly how dare THIS guy, whoever he is, come in here looking like THAT. and buck is furious and angry and storming around and posturing in the gym and Eddie is just calmly and steadily watching this happen and he's standing back and observing until he figures out what this weird guy's insane deal is and then it clicks and he's like oh :) okay. and somehow (within like 48 hours of knowing him) he unlocks the buck buckley user manual in a way literally no one ever has before or since and he says the exact right thing to get buck to go directly from 😡 to 🥰 and then within like a week or two buck has appointed himself stepfather to eddie's child
buck literally JUST got dumped and maddie's like well personally i think you should go out RIGHT NOW and explore greener pastures like maybe with a person you know and trust and love who you have a profound connection with and who maybe recently shaved off a mustache. or something like that. :) and chim's just like Loaf.... i love this FAMILYYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️