never laugh at live dragons

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

a few abstract unicorns I’ve come up with. I really like the idea of taking the base concept of a unicorn and leaning more towards a monster-y design

I have no real plans for what to use these for, but they’re fun to play around with

2025 The Year of Chastity 🥳🙌

Love how the left becomes instantly vitriolically racist the moment minorities don't toe the line and vote left. Remember folks, the moment you're not of use to these people, they will drop you and run you over and light you on fire for good measure.

don’t worry you can trust THIS gofundme because it was vetted by a tumblr blog you’ve never heard of that is almost identical to the ones posting the ebegging link

I've been on Tumblr for 4 presidential elections now and nothing tops 2012 when this whole site thought mitt romney was going to ban tampons

Idk. Mike Pence was going to electrocute gays.....

companies that sell handmaid's tale costumes to liberal protestors right now

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

i didn't used to understand why adults make their stupid fucking political jokes for decades after they're relevant. but now that im an adult i get it because ill be on my death bed saying Jeb! and here's how bernie can still win