i need him so bad. he's so pathetic and it's great
me when mike:
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wednesday: human babies usually take after their biological father due to a natural mechanism for the alpha male to recognise themselves in their offspring and avoid the next generation assassination.
tyler: does that mean our baby will likely look like me?
wednesday: I actually look forward to it.
tyler: you do know you're not giving birth to a grey skin bulging red eye baby hyde right?
wednesday:
wednesday: ...yes.
wednesday telling everyone she's dating a hyde the whole addams clan getting excited to met him and all the gossips and whisper how he might look like and here comes tyler with chronic sweetest pie syndrome and unsuspicious attractive face (has a body count of seven and counting)
years later abigail and isabella addams getting into nevermore and having all the addams family fame and being witches powerful shapeshifters only to everyone be welcomed by two light brown haired girls with welcoming smile inviting shiny eyes and being conventionally attractive (they being expelled from every school they went to for the habit of terrorising bigot normies)
Tyler light 🌕 versus dark mode 🌑
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group cannibalism starts in five minutes