List of Head-cannons about the Incorrect Starklings Verse

(In no particular Order)

·       All Eight of the Starklings (Robb, Jon, Sansa, Arya, Bran Rickon, Theon, Jeyne) share five collective braincells that they pass around. (Jon, Sansa, and Bran are usually in possession of one at any given time. Usually)

·       Ned and Catelyn never actually started to formally foster Theon. Foster care checks just started randomly showing up. They never asked any questions.

·       Jon and Val started dating when Val sat down at Jon’s table and told him they were.

·       Robb, Jon, and Sansa usually stick Arya with Rickon as Karmic retribution for the crap they had to deal with from her when she was little. She has since apologized to each of them. At length.

·       Jon’s birth name is Aemon Targaryen. Although his legal name is now “Jonnel Stark”, His Uncle Aemon refers to him as Aemon. He is the only one allowed.

·       Both Theon and Jeyne Poole have separately and unbeknownst to the other said they were only dating the other out of pity. Neither of them truly meant it.

·       Whenever the Starklings need someone to cover for them, they went to Sansa first

·       Loras and Sansa unknowingly bearded for each other.

·       Lyanna and Rickon once had a competition to see who was better at flirting. Shireen was the unfortunate (fortunate?) test dummy. She blushed so hard that her mother later tried to get a doctor’s appointment since the blush was still there hours later.

·       Bran is the only one who is still in a relationship with the person he lost his virginity to

·       Dany is the only Targaryen Jon really has contact with on a daily basis. She was around the Starklings a lot when she and Jon were in High School. Aemon sees him whenever he is in town

·       Gendry has proposed to Arya twice. She has denied him both times but plans on preposing herself.

·       Sam Tarly, Sarella Sand, Bran and Sansa have started a book club. They are looking to expand membership

·       Sansa, Myranda Royce, and Mya Stone shared a town house in college

·       Myrcella Baratheon has ended up accidentally kissing three different Starklings.

·       Jon has inherited Rhaegar’s musical talent (much to his displeasure). Theon has tried to convince him to start a band no less than thirteen times

·       Robert was so happy about Arya and Gendry getting together he had a heart episode and was in the hospital for a month

·       Jon once put the fear of God in Joffrey. He refuses to go to events the Starklings are at now

·       Bran had blackmail on every single teacher at their high school.

·       All six play Dungeons and Dragons with their Uncle Benjen

·       They have another cousin through their Uncle Brandon and Ashara Dayne, Allyria. She does not speak to them because she was raised to believe that she is actually Ashara’s sister so thinks she has no relation to the Starklings

·       Once Cersei found out that Jon was Rhaegar’s son, she hits on him at family barbeques. It creeps him TF out

·       While Bran and Sansa are known for their academic prowess, Jon got better marks than them. He just did more extra curriculars than they did so did not get recognized as much

·       Sansa is the biggest Winterfell Wolves fan out there. She can tell you pretty much any stat from 65 years out. She still hasn’t forgiven Jon for signing with the Raventree Ravens

·       They all took a Harry Potter house quiz. Robb, Jon, Bran, and Arya got Gryffindor, Sansa got Ravenclaw, Theon got Slytherin, Jeyne and Rickon got Hufflepuff.