Try Walking In My Shoes

loling at this question specifically:

Jesus christ, I’m not even tall.

wrong this is wrong

NO

@official-penis-posts

So I’ve actually been sent several pictures of this giant penis riding around on the back of a truck but they’re all from a slightly different perspective, but all the street signs look the same so I like to imagine that they are all taken by frantic drivers reaching for their phones on the same day, the Day Big Dick Went For A Ride.

listen here binch

aahhhh!!!!!!

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

checking mutuals blogs like a nurse doing morning rounds in the ward

Hard day’s work

Obsessed with this. Jumpings

how i feel when i get 4 notes on a post

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about