Story time:

I’m cleaning out my room and reorganizing all my stuff. And I get to my closet and I have some nice pairs of heels and boots that I haven’t worn in some time, so I thought I should see if they still fit me.

They did not.

Thus, I begin to feel like one of the ugly stepsisters trying to get the glass slipper(s) on.

Until one of my old heel boots fits. Great!

I’m fucking Cinderella. Go me!

And I’m so elated that I finish sweeping out my closet with the boots on. And then I realized who I actually look like whilst I was cleaning...

Patrick Star!!

Somehow that’s even better!