The hilarious part is that we ALREADY DID this part of history. A long, long time ago, when you wanted shit from your local general store, you took your list to the clerk and said "I need this shit" and the clerk said "Oh hey, I think I have all this shit in stock. Gimme a second." And they'd collect up all the shit on your list and ask you how much of shit you wanted and then you'd pay them and walk out with all your shit. And then some fucker opened up the store so people could shop and do the legwork themselves and it cost less in clerks (because you had to use more clerks to get all the shit people wanted to buy) and people started IMPULSE buying things that weren't on their lists. And buying more shit. And the thing is. THE THING IS. The 'clerks get everything' method would have had very little, if any, shoplifting. Which means that the capitalist pigs that owned the businesses recognised that you make more money letting people get their own shit than you lose in shoplifting. Otherwise, we'd all fucking be going to Costco and handing them a list!
