Unofficially Official

they thells she shells by the he whore

"oh yeah im just tired" ~ girl who is quickly unravelling at the seams and also just happens to be tired

this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

happy one decade to the original post

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

Just so everyone is aware:

An international group of qualified mushroom identifiers who do worldwide identification in emergency cases have identified the Shroomers App as a potentially very dangerous system that could kill you if you try to use it to identify edible mushrooms. They use AI to generate almost all of their content, including their identification profiles on their app as well as their books and other materials. Not only is this unethical from a content creation standpoint, it is also extremely dangerous.

DO NOT USE APPS FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES BEYOND SIMPLE CURIOSITY. A MISTAKE WHEN IDENTIFYING AN EDIBLE COULD COST YOU YOUR LIFE. DO NOT EAT ANY FORAGED MUSHROOM YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY YOURSELF BY SIGHT OR HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED IN PERSON BY SOMEONE WHO CAN.

ONLY BUY BOOKS FROM REPUTABLE SOURCES AND AT THIS POINT THAT MEANS ASKING EXPERIENCED PEOPLE WHAT BOOKS THEY USE.

Mushrooms are fun, amazing organisms. Enjoy safely.

jacking off or offly jacking?-the wise inquisitor

the wise Inquisitor has been shot dead by a masked and kindof sexy assailant

its easier for some than others

MLK was a star trek fan

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

bunny garden 🌿 plant bunnies of 2023! (print here)

sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad