Dating Moriarty would include:
Dancing to classic hits all the time.
Jim being a very jealous boyfriend.
Knowing every powerful person's weakness.
Feeling invincible when you are with him.
Sitting on his lap. ALL. THE. TIME.
Wearing the most breathtaking outfit just because you can.
Being his right hand person.
Helping him plan everything.
Him calling you all the pet names under the sun.
Him loving to call you “baby”, “Love”, “Pet”, and “Sweets”.
Always being hugged from behind.
Kissing him all the time. Not matter who is around
Him whispering suggestive things to you while in meetings.
Him threatening to kill whoever makes you sad.
You being able to calm him down when he gets angry.
Never being afraid of him.
You being his entire world.
Him swearing he would be lost without you.
Saying “I love you” with your eyes a thousand times a day.