La Niña de las Tinieblas

let billie piper play a chaotic fairy (x)

I am literally both of them at the same time

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

Current stress level: Elizabeth James finding out that she’s going to be seeing Nick Parker after 11 years.

they thought.

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

this needs no context because it applies to almost everything

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

YOUNG INTERNET USERS IN 2010: Please remember to seed your fucking torrents. YOUNG INTERNET USERS IN 2020: owo pwease wemember that piwacy is illegal and youwe stwealing fwom the oppwessed devewopews at nintendo when you download supew mawio wowld and this huwts content cweators ;__;

remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.