Gladio: I think we can forget about hitching our way there… Thought people were friendly outside the city. Ignis: You can only go so far on the kindness of strangers. Gladio: Just gonna have to push her all the way. Prompto: I’ve already pushed myself… to the brink of death. Gladio: Oh, get up. C’mon, car isn’t gonna move itself. Prompto: I thought the car was supposed to move us. Noctis: Wouldn’t that be nice- Gladio: Can it. Ready… Steady… Push!

Noctis: Un. Believable. Gladio: Not exactly a fairy tale beginning, huh, Prince Noctis? Ignis: We let ourselves get carried away. Prompto: Look, these things happen! Gladio: Let’s just hope this isn’t some omen. Noctis: Gladio, do me a favor. Gladio: What? Noctis: Push this thing by yourself. Gladio: All by myself? Prompto: You won’t even notice if we just let go. Gladio: Prompto, don’t even think about it. Ignis: Save some breath for pushing. Noctis: Ignis, c’mon - time to switch! Gladio: Nuh-uh! We just switched back there! Prompto: And it’s my turn, Noct. Ignis: His “turn.”

Prompto: My hands are killing me. Gladio: You rather I kill you with mine? Prompto: Easy there, tough guy. Noctis: Any luck? Ignis: Only a busy signal. Prompto: Hold the phone - is it just me, or was it supposed to be way closer? Ignis: I assure you, the map is correct. Noctis: The map said Hammerhead was right there. Prompto: Literally next door. Gladio: Looks that way on a map of the world.

Noctis: The world’s a big old place. Ignis: Filled with wonders. Prompto: Tell that to my legs. Gladio: You guys even pushing?