callout post for my gf:

she keeps making me laugh and smile so much that i cry from joy because she makes me feel like the happiest girl alive

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

And I’ll love him forever

How can you talk about this friend without letting people know what he sounds like?

@filibusterfrog

where did you get this footage of me???????

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

(via mike_pants)

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

How many fucking Ice Ages can they make. Who is asking for more Ice Ages

show me the roundest cat

this is so pure

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets