god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

why does H.P Lovecraft always look like he’s secretly holding a bird in his mouth 

that bird is racism

H.P. stands for Has Pigeon

my professor is scar from the lion king

explain

pushes me over the edge

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

callout post for my gf:

she keeps making me laugh and smile so much that i cry from joy because she makes me feel like the happiest girl alive

recipe blogs are so exhausting. please dont say words at me just let me make my food in peace

The feminine texture of ravioli

they are ready to be picked

ripe

Man saves House Finch frozen to rail.

That poor bird had to be terrified

It tweeted thank you

Sometimes I love humans

I just read a sentence referencing Chicago’s “exploding deer population” and boy did I misunderstand for a second.

I actually have so much love for dogs

being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

#your 20s is picking up the pieces and trying to play catch-up with ppl who had a plan (via merovingiens)

It’s been put into words

Thank you!

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ah finally, a street name that I can get behind