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how strange it is to be anything at all

@kyrstin / kyrstin.tumblr.com

i like cats, books & anime. theglitterati on AO3.
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nedlittle

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

nasa scientist chappell roan be like you can put a hundred probes on mars

rapper chappell roan be like you can spit a hundred fire bars

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petrowriting

russian revolutionary chappell roan be like you can overthrow a hundred czars

scandinavian chappell roan be like you can fuck a hundred guys named lars

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kradnie

polish chappell be like you can eat a hundred bowls of barszcz

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bagdemagus

Safavid manuscript illustrator Chappell Roan be like you can paint the Court of Gayumars

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apjvff

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

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ultrafacts

I especially love these two excerpts from her wiki page

I tell kids about Tilly ALL THE TIME when I'm doing tsunami presentations for my job. She lived in a landlocked part of England! She probably thought she would never ever ever use what she learned in her geography class about tsunamis and then just a few weeks later she used it to save over one hundred lives! It's an incredible story about how anything can happen anytime, and we need to be prepared to act.

What I think is most important about her story is that, even as a kid, Tilly knew she was right and she stuck to that knowledge. She practically threw a fit until her parents listened to her, because at first they kept brushing her off. And that is SO IMPORTANT for our kids to know! Adults can be wrong. You need to trust your instincts. YOU can be right and YOU can act in times of danger and emergency. YOU have the power to save yourself and others.

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teeth--king

( <= green bean

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saxhleel

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

<= orange

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woodrider

. <= pea

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toebeens

<= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

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shrike-dyke

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

ccɔɔ <= pumpkin

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isa-ah

-8 <= cherries

{ } <= pineapple

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trapny

\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

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sixonesix

comic book trend that honestly irks the fuck out of me is when an existing character comes out as gay and they invent a new character to be their partner. like theres nothing wrong with it per se its just that the new boyfriend/girlfriend character is always jarringly bland and uninteresting, especially when compared to the latent homosexual potential that definitely already existed in the story. like there’s something so deeply unsatisfying about introducing a new side character as a girlfriend for karma in new mutants 2019 when she’d been having dramatic hand-holding adventures with dani the whole time. it implies such a definite hesitancy to ever make characters gay For Each Other, and the result of that hesitancy is that you don’t get any of the long-term slow-burn relationships that heterosexual characters get (like between batman and catwoman or whatever). instead you get New Relatable Millennial Queer Partner that you have to fight tooth and nail to give a fuck about. nobody’s doing it like rictor and shatterstar anymore nobody’s doing coming out reveals that hit like that

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samuelroukin

tumblr wrapped

  • you called a childless man a dilf 235 times
  • you got blocked by 5 mutuals
  • you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange
  • you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times
  • piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun
  • your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times
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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

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mqqqteor

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

artistic recreation

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shire-baird

OP, I loved this so much that I embroidered it

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