these memories are just pieces of sky pieces of something much bigger than I to anyone else just endless blue I see time framed an image of you these memories haunt me like a moon holds a sea like the sky holds a sun the sea holds my tears and carries me my heart is too heavy for one
For the salty asks, 25 feat. Jim Frost 🙃
Fraaaaaaaan!!!
D&D’s s8 script:
entirety of Jonsa fandom:
tHeY bOTh fAiLeD GeOGraPhY!!!!!!
Game of Thrones: [Sansa] is the smartest person [Arya] has ever met. Game of Thrones: They [Jon and Sansa] both failed geography.
… you know what that means, don’t you, lads? it means: NOBODY, ABSOLUTELY N O B O D Y ON WESTEROS AND BEYOND HAS EVER PASSED GEOGRAPHY. FORGET MAGIC, GEOGRAPHY IS THE TRUE FORBIDDEN ART BANNED BY THE CITADEL. (in hindsight, this explains a lot about lightning-fast travel across Westeros — it’s cause no-one knows shit and the sheer enormity of their collective ignorance bends space-time.)
hi, guys! please, enjoy a super simple header pack no-one asked for. (✿•ᴗ•)
say what you will about s8, but without it we wouldn’t have such beautiful Jonsa gems as:
D&D’s script:
Jonsas: hey, it’s a new premise for a modern AU — Jon and Sansa like one another, but they’re idiots, so they don’t say shit and when opportunity arises, they form a study group to try to tutor one another in geography and fail. Both pretend they know more than they do to impress the other, and consequently teach each other incorrect facts.
Jonsa is this generation’s Zutara. Think about it.
*takes a deep swing out of the beer bottle, and kicks this AU off the porch and into the void* listen ya’all... how about a Jonsa Twilight AU where Jon Snow, new to town and too hot for his own good, keeps attracting all sorts of attention he does not want. Targaryens are the resident anaemic vampire coven desperately trying to pass as high-schoolers for the 80th time. and Starks are your organic, locally-sourced, 100% badass werewolf pack.
are we going to get a footnote somewhere in GRRM’s next (inevitable) history book or a random D&D’s interview ??? like, yeah, by the way, you guys, Sansa eventually trekked up North and dragged Jon back to Winterfell. they married, ya’all. anyways, let’s get back to the topic on hand, during the Doom of Valyria—
Northern lords: Isn’t it time to think about the future of the North? We suggest you marry your cousin Sansa: My cousin?!!! Jon Snow??!!! I- what- what do you mean- You mean YOU want to marry Jon Snow chEcK and mAtE
Sansa: I can’t believe my men are telling me I’m going to have to marry Jon Snow.
Northern Lord 1: We meant Robin Ar—
Northern Lord 2: You don’t have to, my Que—
Sansa, chuckling as she sweeps her skirts dramatically: This is so wild shocking, my lords. Can’t believe you’re making me do this. Hahahaha, the things I do for the North.
@feireil replied to your post “anyway, guys can you believe Queen Sansa of House Stark has a wildling...”
Sansa: here’s my wildling lover Jim Frost :) everyone: Sansa that’s Jon Snow with glasses on
YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT.
Jon Snow and Sansa Stark in Entertainment Weekly Cover Shoot for Game of Thrones Season 8
