“I will move heaven and earth to have it done because I refuse to let you down.”

DOCTORS HATE HER! LESBIANS LOVE HER INSANE PUSSY!!!!!

[video description: a Black Sails fan edit set to Sans contrefaçon by Mylène Farmer focusing on Max. /end description]

would you still hit if I had no backstory, my name wasn’t even my real name, I wasn’t even a cook, I didn’t want to be a pirate, I stole your gold then lying abt it then giving it up then telling you about it, “it must be awful being you”, I was combination of both abandonment and commitment issues, burned your fav boat, smashed a guy's head with my prosthetic leg, will probably thought you controlled the weather with your mind, using a gun point against you after you spent time teaching me how to sword fight AND named my parrot after you?

the divorce of the CENTURY

i’m tired of "healthly" kenstewy fic/takes, i want them to be so codependent, jealous, possessive of each other that they are unhappy together and WITHOUT each other, they are absolutely terrible and ugly and losers for each other and it could never ever work out no matter how hard they try. no matter how much they're in love until the day one of them dies and then i want the other one to never move on and-