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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

  • The confession booth scene.
  • Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
  • Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
  • All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
  • Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
  • Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
  • The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
  • Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
  • Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
  • The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
  • Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
  • The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
  • Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
  • The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
  • Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
  • A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
  • Dean not only knew there was a gay club in Miami named Purgatory but he compared it to his actual experience in actual purgatory
  • How many police officers does this man need to flirt with? (i.e. my boobs are real, you're awesome twink rookie, tiny handcuffs for tiny paws, etc etc)
  • Men hit on him literally so often. Guys are practically throwing themselves at him (i.e. you're a virile manifestation of the divine, we had eye magic, YOURE PRETTY 2X!!)
  • He's seen Lost Boys 1000 times. 👀
  • The nuns
  • "What's it like settling down with another hunter..." he had that much needed conversation with elder gays shout-out to elder gays
  • Sam asked if Dean was "strictly into dick" after he went on a rant about Dick Roman. Pause. That was the funniest joke Sam could have told to someone who's sexually fluid and it was in his pocket locked, loaded, and ready to go. And the best part is🤌 Dean 🤌 didn't 🤌 answer 🤌 him.
  • All of his best friends (people Dean said the words "my best friend" about) are gay.
  • Spanky the demon, the one that uses too much teeth. I don't have anything else to add.
  • Multiple characters believe that Dean crossed a sexual line with Castiel and that's why they're so close. They have, with a straight face, said "he's your boyfriend" and "he's in love with you".
  • Benny saying Dean humped his soul to the other side. Sir. Lower your voice.
  • That scene where he winked at a bartender, messed up his hair in front of him, and then hustled a bunch of college boys out of their money like he was Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body.
  • If he could swap bodies with any other person, it would be a "hot cheerleader". He doesn't want to date a hot cheerleader, he wants to be a hot cheerleader.
  • He rode Larry.
  • Lee and the mysterious orgy they had.
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(I couldnt stop myself. I had to draw this. I love this couple now. Also, this is my first time drawing them, so I'll get better at it, I promise.)

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