The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.
“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”
This post just got extremely funny
I want to clarify:
- The original post: Funny on its own.
- This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.
- John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.
- Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.
Still waiting on the queen of england.
Queen’s dead now.
I can’t begin to express the difference it makes just that I’m able to wear exclusively t-shirts, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. And the thing is, right. What you notice is that I’m wearing something slightly odd for the weather. What you don’t notice is that I’m not curled up with my hands clamped over my ears because socks make the clinking plates in the restaurant too loud.
Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
You’re a better person than I
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
McCormick & Co, 1963
ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.
Don’t wanna live if the thought of loving you is dead
Rhys explaining the IC’s roles to Feyre: Azriel knows everybody’s business. He knows everything about everyone.
Cassian: That’s why his wings are so big. They’re full of secrets
i need to move to serbia to use this money
My chunk soaking up the sun
3. Nature of violation
- Directors/Officers/Persons are using income/assets for personal gain
- Organization is engaged in commercial, for-profit business activities
- Income/Assets are being used to support illegal or terrorist activities
- Organization is involved in a political campaign
- Organization is engaged in excessive lobbying activities
- Organization refused to disclose or provide a copy of Form 990
- Organization failed to report employment, income or excise tax liability properly
- Organization failed to file required federal tax returns and forms
- Organization engaged in deceptive or improper fundraising practices
- Other (describe)
to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status. no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.” all of those things are super illegal! if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity! report their asses!!!!
1973 GMC Motorhome