2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."
But it's our's????
(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy
#SEA CREATURES !!
Raenys
If she's flat as a board then you gotta awaken your inner termite . Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her. Gnaw on her
Twins
reblog to stir prev occasionally
Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
it's for you!
colors
Color theory is a real sumbitch
a baby bird just pulled me out of my car and drove away
that's fucking hilarious holy shit
