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DISASTER PLAN COMMITTEE | AO3: KungFu_Slippers | #slipper fic | icon by undisciplinedcowboys | NSFW |
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Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

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You growled at the dog sometimes, and your voice scraped the bottom edge of the eaves. I was planning on telling you to use that gutter voice on me.

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arcsimper5

Found an unopened set of IKEA watercolour pencils today and decided to try Kamino on my lunch break (that totally didn't spill over *cough cough*).

It's been about 3 years since I drew or painted anything. I don't hate it 😭

Thank you @amorfista for being so kind and saying I should post.

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i think we all shld go back to the obsession over memento mori of european art back in the day like i think all influencers shld have flies and skulls and rotting fruit in the background of their highly stylzed and photoshopped insta posts i think that wld b good for us all to put things into prespective

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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Anonymous asked:

hi!!! i’d love to see your depiction of soapghost realizing their feelings/attraction towards one another and how their first kiss unfolded! so in love w ur art :) keep it up ❤️💥

Thanks!! :))) ❤️ Been trying to avoid these because in my head I’ve just been assuming it happens somehow like ALL of the First Time ghoap fics I’ve read like the multiverse…

But if I had to choose it’d probably be something mundane (typical) that gets them to fock, and they won’t even TALK about feelings until it’s been weeks of that…

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For my brethren going off in the asks to the effect of “if not here, then WHERE”… that’s MY call of duty:

Will this be legal...: PART 3

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kote-wan

᯽ commander atlas ᯽

actually can’t remember what my last post was lmao but here have an art, of er, clone dad

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