(　'_' )

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

I'm sad now cuz I misread that as "Lets invest in each other and become rich" and that would have been a pretty decent pickup line tbh

My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?

Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in

My wife: What does that mean

Me: This

some more for you

*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

I had to draw it HELP

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

do tell

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

not providing the scene in question is a crime

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

based on a real life convo !

i don't care what counts as tasteful tummyposting i just want people to be horny about me

@tailsos-official where does that put me on the leaderboard?

First teehee

I'm very normal about this post

Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

sorry i had toooooo draw them

Guards! Commence the cuddle pile!

The Markup Sticker is a humorous item from Super Mario Party Jamboree that can be used on a player to double the price that player must pay for Stars and items on the next turn, suggesting that shops all collude to gouge that specific player on that turn.

However, the internal name for that item is even more humorous, whereby it is called "inflation". This suggests that instead of the prices simply being marked up as a malicious sales tactic, that player is hit with a localized instance of economic inflation instead.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

@bunnysmoothie pls post the screenshots.. u know the ones

i did not finish this application