hail satan and have a lovely afternoon

theyre. really gonna go on tour and play shows and be an active band in 2025 arent they

fellow germans, i don't know what to say anymore, was ist denn hier los

#noscurvy is my favorite tumblr post I can't reference to people off this website because every one of them is like... that's not funny

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

Irgendwer bei uns in der Freundesgruppe hat mal angefangen sämtliche Mülleimer als Christian Linder zu bezeichnen und deshalb sag ich zu Müll wegwerfen jetzt "Den Christian Lindner füttern" und auch sonst läuft mein Leben ganz normal

disabled people are worth whatever cost or resources is needed to keep them alive. disabled people are worth it even if they don't live long. they're worth it even if they will need extra support and resources for every day of their life. they're worth it even if they spend all they life indoors. none of it is wasted. none of it is in vain. time, effort, money, resources spent on a life are not wasted. these things have served their purpose. the joy of someone's existence is not undermined by not lasting forever. there's no meaningful point, some threshold where you can say "okay this is enough. after that it's not worth it." it's always worth it.

Okay they’re just fucking with us at this point

this wound needs more salt

adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:

clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex

you've definitely heard this before but now you've heard it from me, someone who writes sans undertale porn, so you know it's legit

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

Mixed reviews

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

also-

And also

my humble review of disco elysium

so true

Official Wednesday post