Chapters: 1/1 Words: 1,883 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liam Dunbar/Theo Raeken, Liam Dunbar & Mason Hewitt, Mason Hewitt & Theo Raeken Characters: Mason Hewitt, Liam Dunbar, Theo Raeken Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Crack, College, Established Relationship, Mentioned Corey Bryant/Mason Hewitt, Liam Dunbar Can Be a Sneaky Conniving Bastard and Mason Will Always Be His Partner in Crime, Liam Dunbar and the Weird Side of Pinterest Are a Love Affair to Be Reckoned With, Theo Raeken’s Method of Putting His Foot Down:, Cuddling His Boyfriend to Death to Keep Him From Doing a Stupid, Sexual Humor, Innuendo Series: Part 28 of Thiam Drabbles Summary:

Liam squirms around to look over his shoulder at his boyfriend, but the position is awkward and Theo is adamant about using Liam’s soft hair at the back of his head as a pillow. “Okay, but you did promise me last time that my actual birthday surprise would be way better. Could this…like…be a substitute?”

“Are you seriously asking for a teapot over birthday sex right now?” Theo grumbles into the back of Liam’s sweatshirt.

“Okay, but like, it’s not like we wouldn’t have mind-blowing sex again if we skip it on my birthday because we have sex every, like—”

“Nope. No. I do not want to know. I do not need to know,” Mason says loudly, clapping his book shut.

“At this rate, if you somehow find a way to buy that fucking teapot, we wouldn’t have mind-blowing sex ever,” says Theo.

Post 6B AU where Theo disappeared after the war against the hunters and meets Liam again in college.